𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤

Caelitus mihi vires

[𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 @SnakeTaleJohnny]

I think you can be respectful without saying something that wouldve resulted in excommunication before 1965

[Novus Ordo Watch @NovusOrdoWatch]

Incredible remarks by Novus Ordo Archbishop Edward Weisenburger at Dearborn mosque grand opening. Hear this to believe it! There is nothing Catholic left in this man. Clip source: https://t.co/C4YbuolFMG

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

All of the UFC gladiators at yesterday's fight should immediately be freed, they've earned it.

[𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 @SnakeTaleJohnny]

who's the communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who left ichiro off his ballot?

[𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 @SnakeTaleJohnny]

clown car baseball from OM today

[varrock @varrock]

Elon has enough money to buy me a chipotle burrito right now, but he won't because of his immeasurable greed

[𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 @SnakeTaleJohnny]

crazy how a "not as talented" troy can blow up OM's best relievers and our whole lineup can string anything together against their bull pen.

[𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 @SnakeTaleJohnny]

would be great if the top and middle of the lineup could produce some damn runs

[mert @mert]

elon could solve world hunger literally this second

all he has to do is full stack dump all his shares, cause a stock market recession, wipe out trillions, delete tens of thousands of jobs, and then he'll be able to fund the federal government for about 18 minutes

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

“Legolas of the Woodland Realm. My goodness look at you, so handsome. Isn’t he handsome folks? His dad’s a great guy too. Great guy. A lot of people say the Sindar are a scared people but not me. I think they’re brave. Thranduil, we give him a lot of money in foreign aid.”

[Aedanus Burke @aedanusburke]

I hope some of the folks from overseas get to stop at a car show and experience classic car culture as part of their American experience. Just imagine what it was like when almost every car on the road was a work of art.

[Right-wing Blackbird @RWBB4U]

Firebombing is part and parcel of life in the big city and it's important that the Muslim community doesn't look back in anger. Backlash against peaceful Englishmen will not be tolerated.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

"If I could time travel I’d kill Hitler”

“If I had time travel I’d stop my favorite politician getting assassinated”

You’re all thinking way too small.

If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half the planet.

[Average Lutheran @averagelutheran]

Roman Catholics when Rome:😁
Eastern Orthodox when East:😁
Anglicans when England:😁
Lutherans when Luther:😁
Calvinists when Calvin:😁
Baptists when Baptism:😡

Make it make sense

[Rep. Riley M. Moore @RepRileyMoore]

Yesterday, @USCCB consecrated our nation to the Sacred Heart of Jesus.

Today, as we celebrate the Solemnity of the Most Sacred Heart, I will introduce a resolution to officially recognize that great sign of Our Lord's love.

Let’s reclaim June for Jesus’ Sacred Heart 🧵

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

The choir in the Sagrada Família is putting on the performance of a lifetime.

The vocals perfectly complement the stunning visuals of Gaudí’s cathedral!

[Justin Ferguson @JFergusonAU]

this hits different when the home team hasn’t gone three-and-out on its previous four possessions

[ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs @MorlockP]

We are about 5 years from updating this tweet with "... and homophobic gays".

[Thomas Mooney @_NewSlang]

Surprise, most addicts don’t willingly admit they have a problem until the wheels are completely falling off. They don’t go to rehab until it’s all out in the open. No, they keep spinning the plates trying to keep up the illusion that everything is normal.

[CNN @CNN]

After the drastic change in guidance to no longer keep allergenic foods away from babies until 1 to 3 years of age and instead introduce them by 6 months of age, the prevalence of egg allergy among children fell by more than 17% in a new study published Monday in the journal JAMA Pediatrics. https://t.co/DAYqlFom8N