Not So Sweet Toffee

People who call me grumpy and rude...are right. I'm on Insta @notsosweettoffee and I iz published author. Kind of. See here:

[Not So Sweet Toffee @SoToffee]

*Coughs modestly into paw. You know me, not one to blow my own trumpet, don’t even OWN a trumpet. But received this message: I've just read your book, one of the best books I've ever read, so good. Such a lovely and funny book.
Here: https://t.co/2KCehQv7Fi
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@catcastletails That's what friends are for. xx

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@aka_layla As well as all the brave servicemen and women, let's also remember the brave animals. 😿❤️

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@SoxandD Good job on the baking! 😻😹

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@DeeMeow3 Happy gotcha day!

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@EvieFreddie One needs one's own space, doesn't one? 😹😻

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@aka_layla You have some mighty fine teefs there!

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@RupeeVon I'm glad you're helping your folks to make the bed. Good job, buddy.

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@thekittenwinksy I had a great Sunday which involved ROAST BEEF. I managed to wangle a few chunks for myself!

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@davidsupercat That's a nice, snuggly sport, MooMoo! 😍

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@Malcolm_theCat That's so sweet. "You gotta a friend in me.."

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@CatSpecr Hope you're right. My food bowl was two minutes late this morning. Not good enough... 😾

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Oops, the old man and old woman do not appreciate my athleticism. Philistines the pair of them. Look here for all the distressing details: https://t.co/6RnCwh5T6w

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@clarijo382109

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@RIPwalphiepopfe You look lovely and clean. Don't know why these hoomans don't have likky baffs. Soaking in water can't be good for them. 😻😹

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@OurGinger12 Don't know why these hoomans like to drink. I'd much rather have a bowl of prawns with a Dreamies chaser!

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@gremlinrx7 Happy purrday!

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@EvieFreddie Hoomans just don't realise how tiring napping is.... !

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@PercyFuzzyboots I'm over here, Percy. I'll look after you. I have to tell you it's really good, all the food you want, lots of toys and NO DOGS. It's sad for your hoomans though. My two talk about me all the time. 🌈😽

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I was trapped in the shed for HOURS and HOURS. Well, about five minutes but it FELT like hours! Read all about here: https://t.co/tuh9HiXp8o

Here's a Kindle version of Miss Toffee's sassy book! Only £1.99. https://t.co/PzxHm7nEQq

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@RupeeVon Lovely day in sunny Devon too!