SpriteGuy

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

@WheresDearTommy It's happening. https://t.co/BgRI8Z8szG

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

@WheresDearTommy In honor of you and another anniversary I posted my probably insane theory as Reddit comment.

https://t.co/C9b7Lkn3dU

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

When you die there is nothing but the darkness and #Sprite E M B R A C E. E T E R N I T Y.

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Disregard @7UP at Bonnaroo this year. Sprite is the only drink that will replenish your withering body and bones. Embrace #sprite #Bonnaroo

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Feel the Sprite in your veins, your soul. Believe in Sprite.

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

@StellaArtois Beer and burgs for days #HowIHost

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

#antmanlouisville Please pick me, I want to go drink Sprite and watch Paul Rudd.

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Summer is for Sprite #SpriteisLife #SpriteisDeath

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Will you be having a refreshing #Sprite at #SXSW ? Come by the #Gaga #spriteconcert stage and see her puke on a mechanical pig.

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Where will you be when #Sprite is all that is left?

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Humans need #Sprite to be happy. Your thirst will not be satiates until you give your #soul to #Sprite #flavorwaves #Sprite #thirsty

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

You #thirsty for #Sprite? Quench the #flavorwaves or be swept aside with the chaff.

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Do you #Sprite for life? #Obeyyourthirst or die sad and alone.

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Obey

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

Open the Sprite, open your life. Feel Sprite. See Sprite. Believe Sprite. #Sprite

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

What is more important than #Sprite this Christmas? Nothing.

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

How will you celebrate #Sprite this Christmas?

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

@ccallebs #Sprite will allow us to conquer the concept of human emotion. #SpriteISLife

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

God is in the #Sprite

[SpriteGuy @SoccerisLifegc7]

#Sprite will be the only thing left when the world burns.