SpaceCommandUK

🇬🇧 The United Kingdom's Space Command.

Proud to serve @BorisJohnson and Her Majesty by establishing British supremacy in the stratosphere and (maybe) beyond.

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Go to space. Don't go to space. If you can go to space, you should stay at home. Then we will go to space. Or we won't 🇬🇧💪 #Brexit

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Not sure why everyone's so excited by this Chinese moon rock return mission. 2kg of dust? Pathetic. Space Command UK plan to drag the entire moon to Wales by 2022 #BrexitBritain

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@BorisJohnson The time of our great glory approaches!! Breakfast means break- sorry, Brexit. We definitely meant Brexit

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Here at Space Command we are proud to support a Prime Minister who is consistent in his policies and never falls prey to "General Indecision". Just like @BorisJohnson we've always been proud supporters of Brexit, except for all the years that we weren't. Wait hang on

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Here at Space Command we are confused at people accusing the #CovidVaccine of being a government tracking ruse. Don't they realise that we are already using dozens of satellites to track all of their daily activity, locations, and data through their smartphones

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@LozzaFox @NHS @LozzaFox we are so impressed with your bravery and nationalist spirit. We would like to offer your the once in a lifetime opportunity to be strapped to a rocket and fired into the stratosphere -- entirely free of charge! (Return journey not included)

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Beautiful full moon over the UK this morning forms the perfect naked eye viewing for the 3 union flags flying in the Sea of Tranquility. Remember - just like the paper clip, the moon was made in Britain. 🌕🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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@RAeSTimR We believe that to clean up the space Wild West, the UK should make like Wyatt Earp and aim wildly for everyone else's satellites.

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Apologies for the interruption, the Home Sec just threw a stapler at our media intern's head. All in the spirit of boisterous office hijinks, ha ha. Normal service will resume when we return from A&E

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Delighted to be giving Home Secretary @pritipatel a tour of our new HQ today. We have launc-OW hwjejdk sjsjsjjs

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@Astro_Soichi Yeah but does it look as good as the Wirral though

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@BorisJohnson @IvanDuque @COP26 We can't wait to contribute to the UK's missed climate targets by launching 266272 small sat constellations to replace the gaping hole left by Galileo and our international reputation.

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Here at SpaceCommandUK we believe that #BrexitMeansBrexit. That's why we've been awarded a £130 million contract by @GOVUK to resolve medical shortages by firing insulin over the English channel using coke & mentos rockets

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Here at Space Command UK, we are proud to be working in conjunction with the nations' best and brightest in order to facilitate the transcendence of #BrexitBritain above global geopolitics and into the stars.

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Welcome to the official twitter for the United Kingdom's newly formed Space Command, as announced and launched by our Prime Minister @BorisJohnson on the 19th of November 2020.