Rob Graham 🍝

Only buyin when the deals are good. Spaghetti is good. I buy spaghetti. When it has deals.

[Rob Graham 🍝 @Spaghetti_Rob]

I want my last words to be the punch line of a Dad joke

[Hammond Cheese @HammondCheddar]

My buddy just put his ball marker down on his seat so nobody would take it. #EXPAND

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Guardians honored José Ramírez before his 1,620th game, a Guardians all-time record

[The Masters @TheMasters]

April blooms at Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth

And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working

This scene is now canon 😭

[Jeremy Feador @jfeador]

Love the new banners.

#guardsball | #openingday | @CleGuardians

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Siri: “Turn left at—”

“WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER, JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER 🍔👑”

Siri: You missed your turn. Please turn around.

[Daily Faceoff @DailyFaceoff]

The #NYR fans brought the heat on the VM line 📞📞

Rangers fans vs. Islanders fans… every time.

Episode 23 of the Tri-State Hockey Podcast with @JLazzy23, @Rupper17 & @StapeNHL

Presented by @Novig

🎧: https://t.co/OWY2PZPB9X
📺: https://t.co/WMQ5Pbru4B

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The tape Philip Rivers sent to the Colts that convinced them to sign him

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

LAMELO NO-LOOK PASS 🔥

[𓃮 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙖 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 𓃮 @CPPfanfromtheD]

“The coin came up tails. San Francisco has won the toss and has elected to kick.”

[Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB]

Lamar Jackson: "injuries aren't holding me back"

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

WTH are the fighting over 😂

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Campus Pollyeyes

📍 Bowling Green, Ohio

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

We want it back

[Tony X @soIoucity]

You show me a full sized version of this candy bar. I quit my job and come work for you.

[Shamaboy @Shamaboy11]

YOU... ARE... A... GAMING COMPANYYYY!!

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

The Detroit Lions turned their franchise around by hiring Dan Campbell, a tight end from their 0-16 season, to be their new head coach…

I present to you the next head coach of your Cleveland Browns… Seth DeValve

[Jewish McCaffrey @JewishMcCaffrey]

The one man who would’ve saved the league from the Jalen Hurts tush push:

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

Cities in history to have their NHL team lose, NFL team lose & MLB team lose in the playoffs & be eliminated all on the same day:

Philadelphia - Today
Philadelphia - 10/16/1983

That’s it.