Figured I’d make a quick post to introduce myself. I’m Sparky, your local robot moth with an insatiable appetite to turn cuties into biofuel~ pred-only, here to have a good time.
Imagine living your life normally, minding your own business, not causing any problems… and then one day it all comes to a sudden end as I grab you out of nowhere and add you to my waistline
Completely missed Eat your Friends Day this week, but I’d like to take this chance to annonce that everyone is my friend, for no particular reason~
And don’t worry about some of my friends that are currently padding my hips forever~
Live your life to the fullest, you never know if one day you’ll just get suddenly packed away in my belly and those
GGGWWWOOORRRUUUUPPP
BWWWUUURSSSHH
GGGRRGGGLLLRRGGGLE
will be the last thing you ever before becoming my fuel for the day