Spasticus Autisticus (retarded)

Shitposter extraordinare. Handsome twenty-something zoomer. The West's most based retard—IQ in the low dozens. Founder of insane person Nationalism.

[Spasticus Autisticus (retarded) @SpasAutisticus]

This land of such dear souls, this dear, dear land,
Dear for her reputation through the world,
Is now leased out—I die pronouncing it—
Like to a tenement or pelting farm.

England, bound in with the triumphant sea,
Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege
Of watery Neptune, is now bound in with shame,
With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds.

That England that was wont to conquer others
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.

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@DarthStalin1975 @b_legeny @Drednotyandmore They were built under the restrictions of the Second London Naval Treaty, which limited the main armament of Battleships to 14". By the time the escalator clause was triggered, completing them with 16" guns would have delayed them by 18 months, and they were needed ASAP.

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@AcademicAgent_X @TheBlackHorse65 Is that Fagin?

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@Aris_Utensil They talk as if Europeans are holding those American troops hostage, and that America is somehow incapable of ordering their own military to return home.

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Wait a minute, I just realised I've been awake for approx 44 hours.

No wonder I feel like shit.

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@AcademicAgent_X Sabbath all the way down at 39 is absolutely disgusting tbh. U2 also definitely don't belong in front of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin or The Velvet Underground.

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Interestingly, the first drunk listen turns every subsequent sober listen into a 10/10 experience.

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I am convinced there are some albums that must be listened to AT LEAST twice: once sober and once drunk.

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For example, The Age of The Understatement by The Last Shadow Puppets is a 8/10 album while sober, but is 10/10 when drunk.

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@Tom_Rowsell @paleonormie Don't think we've forgotten!

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@Disillu24643967 @eugyppius1 >tfw no comfy anglo-german alliance

Imagine how good the music would be. The kino Shakespeare and Wagner productions. The alcohol. The warships. THE TRAINS WE COULD HAVE BUILT.

Together we could even have outdone the fr*nch in terms of (tasteful) sexual deviance... wahnsinn...

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@Aris_Utensil Lmao, what a unique, devious and EVIL strategy: don't just let your enemies walk in and blow up your most important weapons. Only a real pariah state would use 8d chess like this

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Trump is worn out.

I'm calling it now, they're dropping him for Vance after the midterms. They want(ed?) to use the first half of his term to accomplish unpopular foreign policy goals (Iran, Venezuela) so that it wouldn't tarnish Vance after he takes over.

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It's all so passé

[Peter Hitchens @ClarkeMicah]

.@afneil I’m not a naval expert, just grew up in a naval family. That’s why I have been writing about the bipartisan ruination of the navy for many, many years. I’m glad you’ve discovered it, but it matters to me that navy supporters get their terminology right.

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@noidedjester @TrollerGirl39 That just makes the decision to use instagram notes over twitter even stranger

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@eugyppius1 @Chimpin82 Oh, and there are also idioms that only make sense if you read 'carpet' as meaning 'rug': "to sweep something under the carpet", meaning to hide a problem instead of actually fixing it.

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@eugyppius1 @Chimpin82 Generally, a carpet covers the entire floor and is fixed, while a rug doesn't and isn't.

However, very large red rugs that are used to welcome important people are called carpets, as are rugs that have magical powers (such as the ability to fly).

Ours is an intuitive language.

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@AcademicAgent_X I think

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@AcademicAgent_X A bin

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@4hlivia Is it OCD? Or is it just the power to see the future?