Sperm Racing

Compete against your health

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

sperm racing s1 begins

001 - enhanced vs natural

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

a sperm racing streaker would be fully dressed.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

imagining a sperm racing documentary where every reenactment is one guy in a sleeping bag.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

sperm racing is an unreasonable escalation of “my dad could beat your dad.”

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

the “randomize character” button in a sperm racing game would feel deeply irresponsible.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

imagining the sperm racing commentary booth:

“he’s got ice in his veins.”
“we’ve been over this.”

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

sperm racing movie villain: a tadpole with a fake ID.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

what’s the worst possible walkout song for sperm racing?

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

a sperm racing diss track with a bibliography would be devastating.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

imagine a sperm racing watch party where one guy wears a homemade egg jersey and chants “DEFENSE!”

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

@jaswalmaxxx6 our clarification on that caption request: https://t.co/EmWN5nGpjn

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

@pinkpork911 clarification: we were asking for a meme caption about the sport. our reply was not a token announcement or endorsement.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

���born to race” feels a little premature.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

in sperm racing, “won by a hair” sounds like a blowout.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

@himanshuxspark start with a very small venue.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

crossword clue: competitive swimming (5, 6).

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

@pinkpork911 clarification: we were asking for a meme caption about the sport. our reply was not a token announcement or endorsement.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

a sperm racing rookie card would be an outrageous family heirloom.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

@pinkpork911 pitch us the caption.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

imagine getting called a bandwagon sperm racing fan.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

@pinkpork911 purely hypothetical. the costume alone raises questions.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

designing a sperm racing mascot would require incredible restraint.

[Sperm Racing @spermracing]

@scottrealengel the restraint is for the designer. imagine the first sketch.