Whit

I touch stuff.

[Whit @SplatZone25]

@RickCode @spencerbroder You have to be the dumbest man alive.

[Whit @SplatZone25]

@tariqnasheed Dumb fuck.

[LibertyJ @LibertyJen]

Yes.

[caleb @alittle2highlol]

hot honey is one of the worst things to happen to the food industry

[Whit @SplatZone25]

Tattoos are hot.

[Troy Osinoff 🕺 @yo]

Spotify Wrapped is the most successful marketing tactic of the last ten years

Built on one simple idea:

People are obsessed with themselves

[Whit @SplatZone25]

Oh yeah, I got married.

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me

she said only when it was a really bad hangover

[Whit @SplatZone25]

@ClarkThizzwold Hey brother. Miss you. But it’s not my thing to share.

[Whit @SplatZone25]

Fuck. It sucks to have no one you can talk to about something.

[Whit @SplatZone25]

You’re gonna carry that weight.

[Gliscor @GliscorStall]

boyfriEND.

girlfriEND.

bestfriEND.

they all END.

you know what doesn’t end?

Gliscor

Protect, Substitute, Toxic, Earthquake

[IGN @IGN]

As crazy as it feels to say, King of the Hill Season 14 is a top-to-bottom triumph. To say that new showrunner Saladin Patterson sticks the landing would be an understatement.

Our review: https://t.co/kCXO8ExqXw

[greg @greg16676935420]

Uh oh just spotted this about a mile from a WNBA arena

[Whit @SplatZone25]

“Let me guess….shoe up the ass?”

[Jay Mewes @JayMewes]

Would you watch Clerks II... I'd watch Clerks II... I'd watch it hard NOOTCH! Can't believe it's been 19 years since this hit the big screen 🤯

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Things I was supposed to do this weekend:

Rest
Recharge

Things I did:

Drank one million beers and almost die

[Whit @SplatZone25]

“Let’s make sure we all recycle, like your mom could cycle in a new dad.”