splats 🍉

Impervious to all forms of man-management

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺 @NathanMcKissock]

Just watching the Scotland game there thinkin, we might be the first team in history to withdraw from a tournament due to sunburn

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Alzheimer's Society @alzheimerssoc]

Veteran news anchor Jon Snow has shared that he’s living with dementia, speaking publicly for the first time to raise awareness of a condition affecting around 1 million people across the UK.

Jon and his wife, neurologist Dr Precious Lunga, are supporting Alzheimer’s Society @alzheimerssoc and shared the story of Jon’s diagnosis in @DailyMail as part of our Defeating Dementia campaign with the newspaper.

https://t.co/Sy08OWXmms

We’ve partnered with Jon, in association with @Channel4, on a powerful new documentary airing on 20 June. Jon Snow: A Last Big Story looks at how he’s navigating life with dementia, and how, when we all come together, we can change the story.

Thank you to Jon and Precious for their courage and openness to bring much-needed attention to dementia 💙

@jonsnowC4

Photo credit: Cynthia R Matonhodze

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

All Happened in the same 10 seconds btw

[splats 🍉 @Splats]

@GymLeaderDev

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Hahahaha

[David Delahunty @Delahuntagram]

FLOPPY CONDOMS

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

When you got the “rescue dog” job, but you lied on your resume

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Too late

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

How tf does it actually looks good

[Rich Plaza @RageDisease]

Wearing this on a date and wordlessly adjusting it every few seconds

[splats 🍉 @Splats]

New art installation at the side of Macclesfield church. I think.

Discarded gift bag and 'to my girlfriend' card a few feet from a litre bottle of automotive 'wash & wax'

- artist unknown. But possibly in a&e

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

the two moods i operate under

[roflhoff @madmunk]

Pretend you're Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at the train station while looking up at the departure board.