Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥

Energy don't lie its contagious. Respect WOMEN. “Let the children play”.
Only Gbedu 👇🏿

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

Morning, please help me tag the Commissioner, Ministry of Environment and water resources. He probably thinks "I dey whyne". Public Servant. 😜💔

[16 @Josh__IK]

@spvggy He untagged himself 😂 this country no be real place

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

Leaders of the cognitive dissonance say "Fry akara".

[MissG🦋 @MissGijae]

Lekki employers are so funny
Tell employees, “you must be residing in Lekki because we can need you at any time”

But you want to pay salary of 150k meanwhile house rent in lekki costs nothing less than 1.5 million for a year . So tell me how 150k salary can sustain my life?

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

"Snake swallow money in jamb office".

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

There are no conspiracy theories in this country. Every insane thing you hear about is happening.

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

Na only eu dey always do. Everybody else vibe and noise except for them Trump... That one? No collusion... No party.

[Jean-Luc Mélenchon @JLMelenchon]

Avec GTA 6 sans disque en 2026 et l'annonce de Sony de la fin des ventes de disques physiques pour les jeux en 2028, la question de savoir comment on considère ces produits se pose.

Demain, vous paierez sans jamais rien posséder. Ni prêt, ni revente, ni garantie de conserver ce qu'on a payé.

Le jeu vidéo n'est pas une simple marchandise, c'est un bien culturel et le droit en vigueur doit s’y appliquer.

Nous ouvrirons le chantier en 2027. Les joueuses et joueurs aussi ont des droits !

[𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢🏴‍☠️ @brose750]

@LeonErikZ Mario Kart (1992) was $55.

13 hrs of flipping burgers to buy the game.

Mario Kart (2026) is $80

5 hours of flipping burgers to buy the game.

give your balls a tug.

[Leon ⁷ ¹⁰ @LeonErikZ]

Or listen to this guy @/itsluke7 on instagram if you don’t like Charlie lol his examples are great

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

LMFAOOOOO. don't do this.

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

"GONCALO RAMOS"

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

Standards na oversabi for uprising.

[Zohran MamDADA @oldfatdom]

JB said im not even that smart these niggas just dumb lmaooo 😭😭

[Zohran MamDADA @oldfatdom]

JB said im not even that smart these niggas just dumb lmaooo 😭😭

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

How did We allow Messi get away with this?😂

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

Lmfaoooo.

Una no go fry akara ke?

[Sufi Woman😈 @kikiokeke]

Went to a government agency today and whilst coming down the stairs, engrossed in my phone, an older woman asked me if I was a staff of the agency to which I replied negative
She then said ‘no wonder, cos I don’t share staircase’ . I was so confused 🤣

[Thought Haven @thvn_1]

Daniel Kaluuya perfectly illustrates the mental conflict of supporting England yet a bunch of pandering negros are running rampant on Twitter trying to shame Black people for being reluctant to support a national team in which Black players are racially abused for missing pens.

[Citizen Kau @citizen_kau]

I repeat, India is the Final Destination.

[❄️ @footyhan]

For everyone crying on my TL:

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

Dem no dey script am. No MLS.

[موسى @MousaQi]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🎥🎥

احتفال الأسطورة كرستيانو رونالدو ولاعبين منتخب البرتغال مع الجماهير الكبيرة بعد الفوز والتأهل إلى دور الـ 16 🇵🇹

🤯🤯🤯🤯❤️❤️❤️❤️

[10 @Kylian]

Leao smiling as he was crossing the ball to Ramos for the goal is killing me 😭

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

Mumbo jumbo. Cope.

[Josip @l3d1c]

Only a low IQ non-technical person thinks that a wireless sensor inside a ball with a shitty polling rate that is kicked around for hours is precise enough within low millisecond range to register a string of hair on the ball’s surface, yet magically immune to the pressure wave of someone missing it by 2mm and do all of this over the air in real time across hundreds of meters.

It's an accelerometer. It picks up vibrations and pressure changes from EVERYTHING nearby, even it hitting an insect in the air, then FIFA decides which spike counts as a ‘touch’.

[TimithegoatTTG🎯 @sethgun1800]

Grown men in Africa stayed awake thinking Ronaldo will end his career without a World Cup Knockout goal.
#foolswish

[Mulenga Kapwepwe @Mulengakapwepwe]

I'm driving past this little shop in rural Zambia in a small town called Isoka and I'm reminded how far and wide Africa supported South Africa in its struggle. And here we go...

[Asho! 👁️🐦‍🔥 @spvggy]

Nigeria woulda turned the north American continent upside down. Lmao. 🩸😜

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Ronaldo will play Spain for the fourth time in 6 World Cups:

- WC 2006
- WC 2010
- WC 2018
- WC 2026

He also played Brazil in WC 2010. Germany in WC 2014. England i. Wc 2006

Messi still hasn't played any of Spain, England, Brazil, & Italy even once in 6 World Cups. Fraud.