Richard Sandling

VHS enthusiast, actor, experimental film, spoken word, comedy, writer
Not really on here any more

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Not really on here anymore, but why not rent or buy my awesome film PHASE https://t.co/FId8sIhuhN
And buy my fantastic music
https://t.co/b0F4bxoVOk

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Film/Theatre idea:

Frost/Nixon, but it's all David Mitchell Vs Bob Mortimer bits on Would I Lie To You?

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A brilliant result for a party of right wing cruelty beating the incumbent party of right wing cruelty.

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If I'm on your company website and I get a newsletter pop up, that's really annoying. If I get it every fucking time I navigate somewhere on your website you have not only lost a customer, you have created an enemy praying for your bankruptcy.

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Happy St George's Day!

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Turns out Easter Eggs are like advent calendars and I'm now at the age where if I want one I have to buy it myself

[Saucy Seventies Adventures @SaucySeventies]

Goodbye from Moore, Forsyth, Corbett and Cook...

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Calligraphy Nuance by Beige Flag Tracksuit
Or
Beige Flag Tracksuit by Calligraphy Nuance?
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Words cannot truly express the injustice I feel about losing yet another hour of sleep tonight

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Reminder for the British press: No leftwing British person is voting for Keir Starmer. He is a Tory. His policies are Tory policies. We hate his fucking Tory guts.

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And now, that guy has a podcast

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Obviously big fans of Law & Order

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We prefer the term "Fashion Enthusiast"

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Fuck's sake

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The richest 1% of people in the UK are worth £2.8 trillion. Tell me again why a Labour government needs to cut benefits for the disabled and the poor.

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Is calling Trump "Phoney Soprano" a thing? Cos I feel like it should be.

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"Can you give me an example of 'The enemy of my enemy is my friend'?"

"Uhm..."

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The Right: Ha! Let's see the left defend Keir Starmer now!

The Left: Keir Starmer? He's a Tory and a Thatcherite. We fucking despise him.

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Don't tell me you like early noughties post-Britpop indie if you can't name this band