Stan 🐺 Shemang

Retired adventurist | BLEACH🧡 | Designer ✂️ | music | MUFC 🔴 | ABU alumnus | ♋♒♉ | Web 3 enthusiast | learning...

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

That woman in the red blazer 1000% has her finger inside Cherki’s Madueke bro😭😭😂😂

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

I’ve never been this happy for a signing, he’s genuinely happy to be here😭❤️

[Iyawo Šeško🧚🏾‍♀️ @Bruno21Assists]

E no get movie wey Chelsea never act for this league.😭😂😂

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Welcome to Manchester United lil bro. This is the last international tournament you’re ever gonna miss now you’re with us.

[Ugochukwu Ugwoke, ISch @FrUgochukwu]

@FabrizioRomano @EmekaUlo @TheAthleticFC Good signing. Hopefully Manchester United complete most of their business before preseason starts. The earlier the squad settles, the better the chances of building chemistry and identity.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

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[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨📸 - Bruno Fernandes on IG!

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes was WAY out in front when it came to creating chances for his team-mates this season! 😲

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Just @10Ronaldinho holding a signed @HarryMaguire93 shirt.

[Pandp Author @author_pandp]

"Gotta bounce, bro. Got some raping planned for tonight."

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Imagine finally ending a 22-year drought and the entire internet is still talking about Manchester United's captain. The levels are tragic

[Tyrell Malacia @TyrellMalaciia]

Grateful for every moment, every challenge and every memory. ❤️

Thank you to the fans, my teammates, the staff and everyone at the club for the support throughout this journey. It’s been an honour to wear this shirt.

Wishing the club all the best for the future. 🙏🏾

[kenna @kennagq]

Chelsea being world champions and not qualifying for Europe is nasty work.

World champions wey no fit leave London

[Patrick Chinazaekpere Dorgu @PatrickDorgu13]

I owed you one from last game bro @B_Fernandes8 🤷🏾‍♂️ Best way to end this season. All glory to God ⚽️🅰️

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.

Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Minimize envy. Just because someone else wins doesn’t mean you lose.

[stephen. 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @iHateYou4r]

i’m writing a movie about a serial killer that kills people around him because he’s addicted to burial rice