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CWS1E8:. Watching Ono double cross Padme only confirms in my mind that Han was right to shoot first.

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CWS1E5: Is it just me or does Padme consistently make bad life decisions?

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CWS3E1: So Kamino is the actual location for metal gear solid training exercises?

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CWMovie: is anyone else a little creeped out that Ashoka is a kid and running around in a tube top all day? Not cool.

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CWS1E16: Wan To and Zaboomafoo are def related.

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CWS1E16: These medical droids must have Anakin Skywalker under some kind of frequent flyer VIP plan.

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Okay moving on to the clone wars series. This may take a while.

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AOTC: So honest questions here. Does the giant bug stadium on Geonosis allow you to. Ring in one unopened bottle of water? Do you have to pay for parking? Do they use Ticketmaster?

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AOTC: Thanks Jar Jar for creating the Empire. Thanks a lot.

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AOTC: So not one Jedi noticed that Anakin is bipolar? Need DSM-5 Yoda does!

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AOTC: I was today years old when I realized that Luke's aunt and uncle (by marriage) lived in a sand igloo.

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AOTC: George did you really run so low on ideas that you had to do another asteroid dogfight scene?

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AOTC: So Obi learns that there is a cline army. Sets up an encrypted Skype call of Mace Windu and Yoda... Only to take the call by yelling into the speakerphone? I guess Star Wars can really predict the future.

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AOTC: So there is one Latinx Jedi in this whole universe and his name is (Saifer) Days?! Wow George Lucas, Wow.

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AOTC: Okay so now I am just confused. The Jedi council is on guard bc Anakin may be the chosen one and bring balance to the force right? Well aren't there 100s of Jedi and only one confirmed Sith?

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AOTC: Is it just me or does the Jedi temple look like somebody dropped an old school Torpedo on it?

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AOTC:. Did Jango Fett really just outsource the hit job for queen Amadala? Rule #1 - If you want something done right, do it yourself.

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AOTC: 10 years later and Anakin still had a shitty haircut.

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AOTC - Title scroll. So this movie is going to be about political catfishing? Awesome. Can't wait. I'm sure this will age just fine.

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I have words for the Jedi Barber who gave Anakin Skywalker that Padawan haircut.