amb

have some more chicken. have some more pie; it doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.

[Ho Bichette💋 @mainmarii]

Grown ass man pretending to be a woman so he don't have to get a job smfh

[Rose 🥀 @roseknowsxx]

men are having a really hard time accepting the fact that they need to do some inner work and behave differently

[ꌅꈼꈼꄞ ⚓️ @RIPCURLREEF]

Sometimes i say shit people find really funny without me meaning to be funny and it always feels like this

[El Capitán @PersnicketyK]

Every website is offering an AI assistant. I don’t want that shit bitch!

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

Stop trying to quirk chungus your data harvesting scheme We cannot stand your ass

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

people filming strangers like this is part of the reason crowds have become more reserved in the first place

[poet @wavstxr]

u can deadass go on imessage and type in the exact contact name of the chat ur looking for & it’ll say ‘no results’ lol

[amb @stardustedsky]

really wanna smoke a cig for the aesthetic right now

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

We should take the internet's hatred of furries and PUSH IT ONTO PEOPLE WHO WATCH AI SLOP VIDEOS

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys we do NOT want USPS privatized… it’s a public service benefitting everyone

[Darthsoldier @_Darthsoldier_]

Nothing worse than re-downloading a phone game you loved as a child and finding out that instead of leaving it as it was the devs riddled it with ads/microtransactions.

[divvy 🧸🌷🐝 @santoshdragon]

Liking a tweet then unliking it after the op calls someone r******* in the replies

[amb @stardustedsky]

if peas have no haters, i’m dead

[amb @stardustedsky]

whoever's idea it was to put peas in cup ramen should die

[amb @stardustedsky]

on META reels, hdr playback can be disabled in settings, but youtube shorts and other apps offer nothing. enabling data saver for shorts only works on non-HDR shorts. so frustrating

[amb @stardustedsky]

just learned u can disable hdr playback on certain apps by enabling low power mode. apple community support closed both threads i saw asking about this issue and has yet to provide a real solution for the problem

[amb @stardustedsky]

idc what p1x3l says. never in a million years would cantaloupe, lemons, and limes belong in the same rank. and tbh grapefruit will never be s tier

[HOUND !! IS SHIGADABI PILLED @strayhoundzz]

i'd rather be that one friend that's too woke because america's first cookbooks were for eating slaves and the guy who is still called the "father of gynecology" was experimenting on and torturing black women

[the resident hot-istic @nyxeIodeonXD]

first off fat ladies* and second of all ooo my lobster is too buttery my steak is too juicy thats how you sound!