Adam Wagner

Hardcore, lifting heavy things, Krav Maga, Adult Swim, diet soda, I'm dumb.

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

serious about starting your own biz this year? check this out - http://t.co/kk4KOxQA

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

want to start your own business in 2011? look at this - http://t.co/2ITW7o4P

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

Just signed Satan up for beer pong six times. #SoberPartying

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Sleeping through the winter is called hibernation, while sleeping through hot and dry periods like summer is called estivation.

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

Less than 50 miles away from St Louis our muffler falls off and has just been reattached with shoe string. #Macguyver

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

@rebeccaLwoods Hipster drink.

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

@nickUMADden It was nice knowing you.

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

GPS, you're stupid. It's 3 AM, there's no traffic ahead.

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

There's a Dirt Cheap liquor store right next to a fireworks tent. #BestComboEver #WeAllDie

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

@SaraaWelchh Not a big deal. I trained with it tonight, pain is for women.

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

@SaraaWelchh You should probably just stay home in that case.

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

Destruction derby tonight. #Merica

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

@megantaaffy Doesn't everybody?

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

Just tried to carry a guy off to my car on my shoulder. #SoberPartying

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

My shirt's off. #SoberPartying

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

"Tapout? Isn't that when a guy keeps banging a girl after she passes out? Like he doesn't tapout." - Random Guy at Party #SoberPartying

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

That's how you want it? You fucking got it. #OffMyChest

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

Wearing an American Flag shirt, rocking a mustache, and just nearly lit myself on fire. #China

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

I hate long drives. #mileage

[Adam Wagner @StayCold]

@Pjennie11 I don't think I know you