ShutThEfuckuPHANIE

ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ sʜᴇ’s ʙᴏʀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ. ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ sʜᴇ sᴏʟᴅ ʜᴇʀ sᴏᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

Attention people of the world! I am not smiling at you, I'm smiling at your dog.

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

@MojoResin @creepydotorg this looks eerily like my sister

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

I bet two women fought over this in a tjmaxx aisle

[chloe 🦋 @ChloeNumberIII]

saying this in front of the other two is so rude??

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

ive been fighting it but I think I really like the color green

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

It looks like these two just got snatched out of the air

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

yeah i read theory

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

I thought the same thing as a child

[Jenn Jordan (she/her) @jennlynnjordan]

My niece Phoebe (2.5) has been talking about a “mermaid store” for weeks, to everyone’s befuddlement. Finally last week she points and yells in the car, “MERMAID STORE, MERMAID STORE”!!”

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

last time I saw them I made a 9/11 joke when they asked me how I was, do you think it’s gonna be weird next time I see them, at their baby shower

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

Tis the season of watching women beautifully wrap presents online while I fumble mine together just as well as a kindergartener could

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

me, driving my car: fuck where sre my keys

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

Please invest in a going out jacket. No reason you’re wearing a bubble coat with a dress on

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

@MailOnline GAY LOVERS

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

GAY LOVERS? I heard they were just long time roommates

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

The 'two maidens' of Pompeii may have been GAY LOVERS, scientists say - after reanalysing the iconic preserved figures found wrapped in a poignant embrace https://t.co/nhQGxFL6My

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

from here on out we are calling the dark web The Midnight Portal

[Lou @_L_ou____]

@contrrl I don’t need people to go to war for me, I need them to take pictures of things that remind them of me just to show me in the evening

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

@myolinolu I hear you. But a good friend doesn’t find out their friend sexually assaults people and just continues on like nothing happened. A friend is suppose to make you a better person, & if they don’t want to be a better person then THEY aren’t the good friend.

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

it’s crazy how many people (men) in the comments are saying having sexual assault “allegations” doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be friends with them. what!?

[Variety @Variety]

James Franco says he isn't in touch with Seth Rogen: "No. I haven’t talked to Seth. I love Seth, we had 20 great years together, but I guess it’s over. And not for lack of trying. I’ve told him how much he’s meant to me." https://t.co/4cSznIN3Cu

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

especially not with his lack of accountability

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

asking everyone in the emergency room “so whatcha in for?”

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

@SolaceCinema

[ShutThEfuckuPHANIE @StephNalep]

is donald trump gonna try out all of our jobs?