Steve Cohen Standup

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Sometimes I'll think "oh my ex and I used to do that" and then I get sad for the rest of the porno

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This is not a parody account

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@conlin_lauren @LAmag The interviewee doesn't seem as crazy as her accent sounds.

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@JeffDye @luisjgomez I don't know what we're specifically talking about Jeff, but
A) Looking @ humor through the lens of mathematics? I'm glad to see I'm not the only autistic here.
B) Time can be replaced w/ other concepts. For example: Tragedy + Irony = Comedy
C) Killing the sacred cow = Comedy

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@DB_Daytrades @PhilsTailgate @NBCSPhilly Bro, she looks like everyone's middle school English teacher. Of course he was scared. Mrs Moran was really harsh. Also, you shouldn't be talking when you look like you're about to crap your pants in your PFP.

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@jim_jam42465 @DB_Daytrades @PhilsTailgate @NBCSPhilly I'm autistic and that's exactly what I thought... which means you're also autistic.

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@GovTimWalz I'm a Gators fan, but I also love cougars.

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@GuruTwoey @dante017 @stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons Oh, I thought he was mentioning race car driver Wade Cunningham... I'm so confused.

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@addictcoaching @stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons I think Duke will have a tough time beating them by anything since they got eliminated, but I don't know much about basketball.

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@magnoliagolfco @stephenasmith @GatorsMBK @DetroitPistons No, it's fade

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@poppinbuckets @alessandrajokes Not even a good ai... It's probably made by @grok

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Every non-CEO American on September 4, 2025

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For 9 months I’ve been masturbating to the thought of the same person 🙇

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This Armenian Brandy is the answer to "What tastes like sugar covered gym shoes?"

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I'm drinking an Armenian Brandy that takes like the answer to: what if shoelaces were sweet?

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SpeakerJohnson Who is this guy

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@MrBeast Who is this guy

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What do you think they're saying

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MRW that sloppy toppy is extra sloppy

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My friend Isaac just told me, "we're at an all time high for autistic awareness, which isn't a very autistic thing to be."

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What they saying?

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to save me from years I'll give it to someone who understands the inescapable pull of capitalism and how it's destroying our humanity