Steve Markham

Just an ordinary data analyst (if you can call them ordinary) who writes the occasional book for children. 13 and counting...)

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Well that was thoroughly deserved. Congratulations Donna and Jacky! #pointless

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A masterclass of how to play #pointless from Donna and Jacky. Good luck!

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@bagshaw2112 Fred Dineage who never seems to look any older. Happy birthday Fred.

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@lippyent An empty cake tin, a flip flop my puppy is hell bent on chewing, a box of 4 champagne coupe glasses (Lord knows why they're there) and, of course, the ubiquitous dust.
I shouldn't bother if I were you.

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@SarahCholwill Not both together I hope.

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@TheRealJamieKay "Thank you reaching out".
When all I did was send them a chuffing email.

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@Inigo_Pipkins Unfortunately I have been unable to see flakes in a favourable light ever since Barbara Royle sang that very ditty in an episode of The Royle Family.

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@80slegends I'll wait outside with the Parma Violets thanks.

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She's no more singing (and I use this term loosely) that than I am. #TOTP

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@glennmid10001 Yes there's always something dire lurking round the corner.

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I was going to make a disparaging remark about Mel C's vocal abilities. But then along came Boyzone. #TOTP

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@Simo21537664 There's probably a good reason for that. Most of them look ridiculous. You clearly have more sense.

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More 'I'll play it safe'. This is NOT how you play the game!!#pointless

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@MetroUK The words 'Loose Women' and 'star' do not belong in the same sentence. A bunch of cackling women all shouting over one another. Stars? Pah.

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@Glinner Thankfully he picked on the wrong person to argue with there.

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@history99917180 Surely she would have been even more concerned if you HADN'T said it?

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@jk_rowling "Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." -Walter Scott.
Hope she's got a damn good memory.

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@chrisstanley1 I suspect you're not alone.

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Oh a double dose of Robbie Williams. Oh goody, oh yes, why not? FFS. #TOTP

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Well for publicly slapping Terry down for simply saying he wanted to buy a record, I'm glad you lost. #pointless