Stewybabe

ModernTosspot died, so Stewybabe replaces him. Let’s see how long this one lasts. Pronouns are devastating/handsome

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

Ok, here’s what I think will happen with the UK government…

Starmer will go (he won’t resign, commies never do) he’ll be VONC by his own MP’s and forced out, probably after the May local elections, but potentially sooner.

The Labour Party have a massive majority, so won’t want to have a general election (even though the country desperately needs a different government)

The choice of a new PM is largely down to the civil service blob.

They only let people who’ve been “vetted” by holding one of the three offices of state.

So that gives Mahmood, Cooper, a Lammy & Reeves as the choices.

Anyone who things Raynor will become PM is batshit. Or Burnham.

It won’t be Lammy or Reeves, they’re too incompetent.

So it comes down to Cooper & Mahmood.

I’m calling it for Mahmood, because she’s kept her head down, trying to do the right populist things with regard immigration, and the Labour Party will go for a Muslim leader as a tactical choice to get the Islamist vote back from the Green Party.

Plus the Labour Party will be able to crow about finally having a woman leader & and an ethnic minority.

Incidentally, you can currently get 23/1 on Mahmood to be the next PM on Betfair.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Ann Widdecombe's murder suspect has been named as Joshua Kerry by the Daily Mail

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

31 months for a tweet
36 months for removing knife from Henry's murder scene

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

When Bodybags Scouse Spastic Burnham is removed from office (and it won’t be long) whoever takes over needs to seriously reform the welfare state, and starting in Liverpool, the absolute bastion of grifting.

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@SartorialThug

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: CIA Director John Ratcliffe says declassified intelligence shows China sought to influence the 2020 election against Trump.

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@jaitchy @SergioStarseed What kind of chav do you think I am?

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

You can’t hate the Argentinians enough

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

Superb shithousery

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: New York City faces an elevated tornado threat Saturday as severe storms approach.

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

Your new Health Secretary…

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Angela Rayner is set to become Andy Burnham’s Health Secretary

[@Telegraph]

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

He has to fill in a fucking form?

We’re not a serious country

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨PICTURED: Andy Burnham officially becomes the new Labour Party leader

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@FarRightSkip Fender Bender

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

What are we calling Burnham?

Sticking with Bodybags, or how about something new like the Scouse Spastic?

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@Goosey30111568 With a 100% Wealth Tax for all its members out the door

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

Let’s have some helicopter justice into the North Sea

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

🚨Wow, Colin Sutton has just won a BLOWOUT result.

Meet the Norfolk Police and Crime Commissioner!

Britain WANTS REFORM 🇬🇧

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

“We never interferred in you’re erections”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: China declares it has “never” interfered in U.S. elections.

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@FrenlyFrenchBoi It was the French that sold them the Exocets. Double Plus Cunts

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@2LivesCid I’ve never heard it call that before

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@ThermopylaeRIP Yea, he’s like an autistic child

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@ThermopylaeRIP Milei is alright though

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

To be fair, most post offices in the UK are public toilets

[Biscuit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰 @PerfideAlbion]

The Argentine garrison on the Falklands:

-used a school as an ammo dump and put an anti-aircraft gun in the playground
-placed artillery among people's houses
-misused the red cross, which is a war crime
-used the post office's floor as a public toilet and the streets as a tip

[Stewybabe @stewybabe30]

@SimonW35968149 Yea, proper cunts