Stokesy

Opinionated F1 views, football, pro cycling and The world's worst Londoner, I cycle but I also love cars plz don't run me over.

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@MercedesAMGF1 Fix George’s car you absolute shilll

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@daniellloyd1 Can you believe the performances you’re seeing Dan, when we are seeing and hearing all the superlatives about a single rider that we heard and saw in the late 90s early 00s.

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@tntsportscqb6f why the pundits talking over each other … too many of them , this coverage is shite

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@lukascph That’s doping

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“He’s super human”
“Nobody is like him”
“This effort is out of this world”
“I can’t believe what I am seeing”
“Nobody can touch him”

Quotes about Pogacar or quotes about Armstrong

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@NandosUK do you even cook the wings anymore?

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@SteadyHearn My dude I got to watch Hamilton win live for Ferrari in Barcelona whilst you searched through 4 years of tweets - my life is good

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@SteadyHearn You’ve found my old tweet, replied to it causing a problem, and you’ve used the word: “retarded” in 2026 - it sounds like all of this is a problem of your own making. Take a break go outside - maybe go to an actual F1 race rather than wallowing in F1 twitter

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@SteadyHearn Why are we commenting on my 4y old tweets - touch grass

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@JacobLM30 Dude you need to get a life if you scrolled back 4 years for this.

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How did they fuck George’s car this time

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@FIFAcom BOOOO your hydration breaks are fucking shite

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Some unbelievably poor behaviour from Gen Z England fans out there tonight. It’s your first World Cup I get it but don’t be a cunt - we are already not hiring you

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Old people what in the fuck is hard about putting your passport in an e reader

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Time for George to leave Merc - he won’t get what he needs from them and that’s more than clear to see

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@RobLMyers lol you might have the worst takes of all time, proven again here

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Georges pace fall off makes no sense - something going on for me

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Verstappen when he’s not in the fastest car

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@RobLMyers You’re a complete Wally

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@BBCSport just switching off the cross country skiing they were covering for over an hour just before the end to switch to another sport, wtf