August Tin

[August Tin @stonecore]

Wats the hell is this?

[August Tin @stonecore]

Child: God! Plz I don`t want 3rd world war.
God: Why? You luv ur country so much?
Child: No God, I am weak in history I can`t study another

[August Tin @stonecore]

Shopkeeper: Sir, do you want a pocket calculator?
Santa: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

[August Tin @stonecore]

Johnny: Mummy, today my teacher kissed me.
Mother: Well, did you kiss her back?
Johnny: Not her back, I kissed her face.in.

[August Tin @stonecore]

A SMS sent by a Man to his wife: `Hi Honey, I am just having my last beer, and I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this S

[August Tin @stonecore]

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[August Tin @stonecore]

Watching one of the worst movie in Hollywood, the writer, actors and actresses need to be taken of from Hollywood dame what a shirt "attack

[August Tin @stonecore]

Gettig ma leg to work,

[August Tin @stonecore]

Can't close my eyes,dame

[August Tin @stonecore]

Need to closs my eyes,bed time right?

[August Tin @stonecore]

http://twitgoo.com/221b95

[August Tin @stonecore]

Wow eating

[August Tin @stonecore]

Ready to get up from work,need a dame rest though.got to relax tomorrow,I'm off @

[August Tin @stonecore]

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[August Tin @stonecore]

Dame haters

[August Tin @stonecore]

Relaxing at work,what a great moment

[August Tin @stonecore]

Ti http://t.co/QxEeBla

[August Tin @stonecore]

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