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No Cake for the Futurists!

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oh hi, what’s that? oh - ah yeah, crop-tops are actually mandatory now, funny right?

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@craightonberman Ha, something to look forward to every year ;)

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"This is like explaining a Zuul attack to a Ghostbuster."

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"So what is this song about? ...Just putting a lime in a coconut?"

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her baggage was lost on a recent flight of fancy.

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ch.24, in which are recounted a thousand trifling matters, equally pertinent and necessary to the right understanding of this grand history

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(8-hour ambient vuvuzela concert)

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driving-monstre eat only kilomètres

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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on my dopamine neurons."

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Seven-year scratching

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Ahoj... Moje vznášedlo je plné úhořů!

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Home Sweet Homeport! Re-aligning with the Novatron Alliance.

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brb, goin' to the moon.. catch ya on the next orbit.

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"Den Rest kannst du behalten, du Dreckschwein..."

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"Germanniversary."

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I've been abruptly woken up by marching bands 9 or 10 times in my life, but the one that just exploded down my street for Wiesn, ..woah.

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"multiple aliases gotcha down?"

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Day-drinking, Dirndl-browsing, Sommer-festing.

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"She loves American pop music like a good science experiment."

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4am Fitz-express to ocmd