Stuart Angullo

yolo

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once enjoyed.

[Luo Boy𝕏 🥶🇺🇬 @oedmonlucas]

Sleeping on the floor because I don't want to make the bed tomorrow😂😂😂

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Love after 25 is different. You’re not looking for sparks. You’re looking for stability, kindness and shared goals. You’ve outgrown games and butterflies. You’re craving peace, emotional safety, and someone whose future aligns with yours.

[ebrah · PHP @AutoTrendzUg]

What should my first car be in Uganda?
Your first car should not be the car you want. It should be the car that teaches you!

Most first-time buyers make this mistake. They stretch their budget for something that looks the part to them. Then they learn to drive, park, judge distances and survive Kampala traffic with something expensive and easy to damage. The first scratch hurts twice because of what it costs.

Buy boring on purpose, something like a Toyota Vitz. It's a small, clean hatchback. It's forgiving and cheap to repair. Learn the roads on it. Get the parking dents and the confidence out of the way on a car that will not punish you as much.

Then upgrade with enough skill and a clean record behind you. The car you actually want will still be there. It will just be safer in your hands by then.

Your first car is a classroom. Not a trophy!

Buying your first car? Never a good idea to do it alone. My team and I help clients like you source one locally or import the right unit at the right price. (WhatsApp [phone])

What was your first car? And what did it teach you?

[Charles Onyango-Obbo @cobbo3]

If I were Uganda’s disgraced former Speaker, Anita Among, I would leave my remaining Mercedes-Benz gathering dust in the garage and roll up to Parliament in a humble Toyota Probox. The sheer spectacle would spark pandemonium, set every tongue wagging, and dominate conversations for yet another two weeks.

[𝕮𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉 𝖗𝖚𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗!!🤬🤬 @canceronvibes]

I miss when I used to sit with the oxfords dictionary and fantasize about my house and the things I’ll own with the pages at the back

[Dr. ب🦋(MPS) @Bukasha91]

Can the investigators also look into MTN and Airtel? There’s no way someone can use 10GB in 3 hours even if they were streaming movies. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while time passes at 10x speed

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I don't understand my wardrobe, it's full but | don't have clothes.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Men are extremely calculated when it comes to dating. A man can date you and at first see you as a wife, but you can do one little thing, just one, and that can automatically cross “wife” off in his mind.
The sad part is, he often won’t tell you. He’ll continue dating you even though he no longer sees you that way, because men don’t always view time the same way women do.

The only way to protect yourself is to be on your game as a woman and stay discerning.

[Gideon Nova Kwikiriza @KwikirizaNova]

Every time I’m in a salon, I can’t shake the thought that my throat is way too exposed for someone whose mental state I’m not even sure about. 🙌

[Khensani 🎀 @Khensi_20]

adulthood is just checking your emails, bank account, & the weather app like ya whole day depends on it 😭✋🏼

[Rita Kay @Kusaasirarita]

It’s crazy how Sunday morning feels like peace…
and Sunday night feels like a countdown to suffering🥹🥹

[RecruitmentPQ @RecruitmentPq]

If you are currently 27 to 34, please read this slowly:

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Teachers used to flex writing this at the start of the exam!🙌😂

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I’m so curious to know how men decide who to marry even though at some point they seem to like every woman they meet.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Can someone please explain how people manage to get 8 hours of sleep, hit 10,000 steps, go to work, attend appointments, clean their house, exercise, spend time with family, and still have time for hobbies? When I work 40 hours a week, it just seems unrealistic.

[Sudhir Byaruhanga @Sudhirntv]

Her resilience is at another level. Where is she from, and which school does she attend?

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Women yap a lot when they really like you, and I find it so cute. When they’re with you, they just keep talking about the most random things. Then you’re there, smiling, listening, and adding to the gist to make her yap even more. And then she catches herself mid-yap and says, “Am I talking too much?”

No, my baby, you are not. You’re so cute, keep yapping, I’m your listener 😂❤️