Stuart Delony

Snarky Faith | Satire, faith, and late-stage capitalism.
Author of The Tribulation Survival Guide.

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The end… of the wait is over. The Tribulation Survival Guide has arrived—just as predicted in the Guide. https://t.co/TqibG7hFKV

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Look who found their new favorite shirt! Wear it and let everyone know your level of "faith" is as casual as your wardrobe. 🙃 #SnarkyStyle #FaithfulFashion

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Ah yes, June—when sunscreen sales spike and someone declares it “Fidelity Month” to feel endangered by equality. Bring on the performative patriotism and pearl-clutching. 🦴 #WhiteGrievanceMonth #CultureWars — 👉https://t.co/MMARXAUu7j

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Apparently, love got lost somewhere between the scripture quotes and the Sunday selfies. Time to speak fluent compassion again. ❤️ #FaithCheck #ModernChristianity — 👉https://t.co/0d6AftmaCZ

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Turns out the threat of eternal fire might be doing some heavy lifting for faith. What happens when belief meets no consequences? 🔥 #FaithCheck #SpiritualHotTake — 👉https://t.co/zZd5eGc4gU

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Finally, a shirt that says exactly what you're thinking: save the world one delicious bite at a time. Who knew saving anything could taste this good? 🍽️ #FashionFoodie #WearYourCravings

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Turns out “fearing the world” makes it pretty hard to live in it. Who knew? 🙃 #Religion #Deconstruction — 👉https://t.co/lch6vjSTyA

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Apparently divine intervention now comes with campaign merch. Because nothing says spiritual awakening like another round of political drama. 🙃 #Trump2point0 #HolyChaos — 👉https://t.co/2qcjrJr0Rq

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Ah yes, the trad wife—because who doesn’t dream of turning 1950s submission into an aesthetic? Domestic bliss, but make it performative. 💅 #GenderRolesAreOut #CulturalKink — 👉https://t.co/GbqoAX0lQD

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Forget to set your Rapture alarm too? Rock this shirt to cherish the good times left behind. #UnrapturedLife #OopsMissedIt 😎

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Ah yes, the part where time, logic, and faith all hold hands and jump into a black hole together. Because who needs linear reasoning when you’ve got cosmic déjà vu? 🌀 #TimeTwist #Interstellar — 👉https://t.co/ucCMFwFOeZ

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Apparently, faith isn’t the only thing people are selling these days. Turns out gullibility’s a booming business too. 🙃 #CriticalThinking #FaithNotFables — 👉https://t.co/AQ1wICo7eo

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Ah yes, another masterclass on surviving leadership that feels like a group project gone wrong. Buckle up—this one’s part therapy, part survival guide. 🥴 #LeadershipFail #RealityCheck — 👉https://t.co/2Cng2TXYTD

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A theology built on male entitlement should not be shocked when it produces abusive men.

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Because who needs more sincere blessings when sarcasm is your true calling? 😏 #BlessedBe #SarcasmFashion

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Turns out even science can’t fake originality forever—each copy just gets shakier and sadder. Sound familiar? 🧬 #CloningCrisis #FaithAndScience — 👉https://t.co/QpX1Ne2ZA8

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Nothing like dodging divine ego bombs while pretending it’s all “spiritual growth.” Here’s how to keep your sanity when your pastor’s halo is blindingly self-lit. 😏 #ChurchDrama #NarcissismUnplugged — 👉https://t.co/0nnXQizWDl

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Because what the world really needed was yoga mats mixed with conspiracy theories. Stretch your chakras while decoding the lizard people. 🧘‍♀️ #Conspirituality #ModernMadness — 👉https://t.co/t7MI4PHHuK

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Who knew making a statement was as easy as wearing a t-shirt? Your devotees will surely love it. 🙄 #UnholyStyle #BoldThreads

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Turns out every culture tells stories about gods—just some call theirs “fiction” and others call theirs “the news.” ⚡ #MythologyMatters #DivineIrony — 👉https://t.co/oqywC4G0rO

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Guess what—your city dreams died too, you just haven’t noticed yet. Welcome to the club. 🏭 #UrbanDecay #ModernReality — 👉https://t.co/v9xeBg3ZGU