Simon Bones

Ich habe noch einen Koffer in Berlin

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@putey_pute @AlanShanks4 HAHAHA

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@SuellaBraverman I have never known such a bunch of big babies in my life. Also what on earth are you talking about "establishment"? You were literally the government only but three years ago.

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@Nigel_Farage When I was a kid this was called "taking your bat and ball home"

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@JuiceTerry9 "Naaaahhhh"

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@TheHarrisSultan He's right. You don't queue for a fucking tube FGS.

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@BlondeOfWar This is a person having a psychotic episode and needing help. Hope you all enjoyed it FFS.

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@DesmondSwayne Probably the most human moment I've seen in the commons for ages. Well played.

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@Bbmorg Bet you'd care if Starmer took one.

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@reformparty_uk Where's our £350 million a week for the NHS Nige?

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@Nigel_Farage And look where it has got us: Economy between 4% and 8% smaller than it would have been, lost tax revenues of about 40 billion and exports ruined. For what? Sovereignty? Absolute joker!

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@RobertJenrick Did you call for a GE after May or Johnson resigned? Spoiler: No.

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@lewis_goodall Fucking embarrassment, that guy.

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@Glinner I think there was an interval, but yeah. Absolutely phenomenal.

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@chrisbairdfilms I'm English and love the Scots. It's not reciprocated for historical reasons that I had no part in, nor agree with.

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@MJuricaCBS47 @England @HNS_CFF TBF the lads near you seemed genuinely impressed.

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@Enright2214 The OG Roger Mellie

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@onetechmedia247 I couldn't agree less with this guy, but physically attacking him is disgraceful.

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@lordisthisfree @raye Fair fucks... This slaps

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@MarioNawfal "Can you add Maximus?"

"Nahhh"

Good lad Russ

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@BenKentish AM A PLUMBER ME