CommonSenseComedy

Swallow these facts.

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@LizWillis_ Your jawline is so fucking weird

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

When poor people need money they sell drugs and go to jail.

When the gov needs money they sell drugs and...

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@iamholleman @Eduby06 Thanks, would’ve preferred to pull the trigger before the game at +980 but a win is a win!

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@Eduby06 @iamholleman Made the call at halftime

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Oral Roberts starting my March Madness off right!

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@TheSuzieHunter Wish I would’ve at start of game instead of halftime :(

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

There are literally Americans who will read this story while legally smoking pot

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Retweet if you want to see Marjorie Taylor Greene expelled immediately.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

COVID-19 says: "Damn! Look it all those unmasked Spring Breakers! I love those assholes! They're keeping me alive! I'm not going to make 'em sick, just a little cold or something, so they take me home to Gramma. And when I get to her and Grandpa...POW!"

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@DanCrenshawTX Like I’m gonna take math advice from a guy who can only see half the problem.

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It’s creepy to see David Spade’s likes on my feed. He’s very thirsty.

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Thanks to Georgia voters, the United States Senate just passed the most generous economic relief package for working and middle class families in American history.

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The Entertainment Tonight bus #WorstPlaceForSex

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The new ADTR album sucks. That’s the tweet.

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@TimJDillon Talk about a stupid tweet

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People mad at Michael Moore for publicly saying what most of us think about Texas. Stop crying. Barely half of eligible voters turned out in 2018 and over half of those voted for Abbott. They put themselves in this mess like it or not.

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@sleepteamUSA Tomato/Tomato

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The hashtag “OurSurvivalAtStake” should be about Texans defying the order to not wear masks anymore. But since this is America, it’s about money to go on Spring Break with.