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[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

when guys brag about what they eat

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Some of the "poor person's house" backgrounds I use on calls with my employees. If I match the lighting, angle, and don't move too much they work fairly well.

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Yall not ready for this conversation

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

@bookishseawitch The grill is his only refuge. The grill is all. He flips the meat, he braises it. He can never stop. If he stops, the thoughts intrude. He skewers the meat. He drinks the whiskey. He is alone in the universe.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

one time on mushrooms i decided i should be living off nuts & seeds like a little squirrel, so I went to Whole Foods and blew my whole paycheck on nuts & seeds. then all week I had no money and DID have to live off nuts & seeds, and let me tell you I WAS SO WRONG. it sucked

[🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @Dr_kyt0]

@MonkeyDLenny @FrankifyGD

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.