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Texans always move them.

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

You are 8.5X more likely to die in Europe due to their lack of air conditioning than you are to be killed in the United States by someone with a gun.

Just let that settle in your brain for a moment.

[Thack Sparrow @_TheLongOne_]

“Sir, Germans have crossed the border and are advancing on Chattanooga”

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@Globalpulse04 @Osint613 Indian slop replies per usual

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@ingelramdecoucy @TheAtlantic Same people who tried to say Beto isn’t a furry

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@TheAtlantic “You better hush your pretty little mouth about Jim Talarico round here, buckaroo”

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@3YearLetterman They are basically the Aggies of religion. Zero self-awareness of how weird they come off to normies, which results in unparalleled self-owns.

Like when they decided the internet was an untapped recruiting pool and opened a chat feature on their website

https://t.co/rZfJaMvYyq

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@greg_price11 Well yeah it was free

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@HardPass4 Several times I have seen his posts and thought of this:

[Dave Greene @GreeneMan6]

I have been seeing a certain archetypal commenter in the spotlight recently; all women my age, progressive, and employed at mainstream institutions. I don't know them. Yet in every case, I can intuit their origin story.

It goes something like this:

> be an older millennial female, no strong passion, but strive hard in school
> reach High School
> steer clear of the kids who like talking about “far out” philosophical issues
> also steer clear of student government and debate club, which seems too contentious and vaguely threatening
> focus on getting perfect marks, complying with college reqs. Get into top uni based on those marks
> get introduced to politics in freshmen social justice class, instantly floored
> the appeal of college politics is just how cut-and-dried it is. Unlike other fields, it has a clear “good” and “bad” side, no ambiguity. The “good” side always wins in classroom discussions, you feel like a hero for validating consensus with "The Conversation"
> politics becomes your religion, “this is my passion!”
> graduate with top marks and recs. Your degree is essentially in “Current Thing-ism”. Have no broad understanding of history or philosophy.
> Your concept of human events is just people being oppressed for 4000 years until feminism and progress happened in the 20th c.
> despite the Global Financial Crisis, immediately get hired by a government/media org because they want someone who “understands the role of female politics in our new digital era!”
> most of your colleagues share your perspective, the ones who don't are older guys on their way to retirement, not looking for the confrontation that disagreeing with you would certainly involve.
> great awokening happens, double down on Current-Thingism politics
> organe-man-bad and COVID happens, triple down on politics.
> you are 15 years deep in your career, you have never once genuinely engaged with a peer who didn't validate your worldview or who you didn't consider a "token" opposition to placade your political enemies
> vibe shift happens, establishment uncertain, time to have a "conversation" with the people you've considered deplorable
> have conversation, hear non-progressive opinion that is common in the modern world, historically ubiquitous
> react with schock, umbrage horror. "Can you even believe this is happening?"
> confident that non-progressive opinion is trivially easy to refute, somehow have no idea how to actually refute it
> unaware just how deeply you have been betrayed by your education, such that the average educated man on the street has more practical understanding of what politics is than you do with decades of "experience."

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

(some Italian guy making pasta)

Tucci: and what’s going on here

(Italian guy): zeees isss where weee … make … da pasta.

Tucci: wow

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@Prisonmitch You can tell he’s vegan because he’s wearing a flannel shirt in June in Texas

[🇺🇸𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿⚓️ @USN_Submariner]

85 years ago today: The keel was laid for the train-slaying Galloping Ghost of the China Coast, the mighty Gato-class Thunder Below
-USS Barb (SS-220)

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@kurtmetzger Mystery boys should doxx Iran

[Magills @magills_]

TBF they updated their logo last week so you all should have seen this coming

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@SickosCommittee Is it these robots gettin they fuck on

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@damintoell Jarvis soon

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@WillRiker2024 @feelsdesperate Both? As he said in his post?

[Coddled Affluent Professional @feelsdesperate]

This is the midwit version of the Alinskyite tactic of ‘Making the enemy live up to their own book of rules.’

The problem is that leftists like Alice aren’t capable of modeling the theory of mind of people they disagree with.

More than one thing can be true at once. Of course Platner’s military service was admirable. But it’s also true that he has had a chaotic, unformed adult life that is only held together by the privileges of family wealth and a questionable VA disability benefit and on balance he is not a likable or admirable person.

This is both a sore spot and blind spot for online libs who often share many similar adult pathologies and accept them more or less as a norm.

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

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@MythoYookay