Sumaiii

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

My brother. Your watch has ended🙏🏽

[kenzie @eastendahs]

She said son wait in the car, mummy’s got to serve cunt first

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Fun Fact: I started my ig as a food blog when I was broke so I could eat for free but then my music blew up 🤪

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Preto Don @DonTheCreator_]

do something omg!!!??? @zaralarsson

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

[Greeners @itsgreeners]

Claire’s closing down? Serves them right for accusing me of shoplifting in their Accrington Arndale store in 1996. Played the long game but I’ve had the last laugh.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

i remember this girl who said she privates her social accounts at night bc it’s like locking your doors before bed and i’ve never forgotten that.

[Sumaiii @Sumaidirn]

🧺✨🫶🏽🛁

[Sumaiii @Sumaidirn]

🤩✨

[M🎀 @rose_symphony3]

Is there a character who's gone through as much as baby Jimmy at only 10 months?

Been born blind, had Jay & Peter playing their guitars at him, brothers randomly turned into a menace, Mum's about to have an affair & now he's been in a car crash. It's never ending😭

#EastEnders

[zee ✧˚ · . @zeemarston]

The fact this not Druski in the pic is sending me into psychosis

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

-Uber owns no cars
-Airbnb owns no houses
-Amazon owns no stores
-Spotify owns no music
-Netflix owns no cinemas
Middlemen always profit the most.

[naiive @naiivememe]

Me in WW3 fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms of use without reading them

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

never doing karaoke with a gay again , we sang Shallow by Lady Gaga and i had to be Bradley Cooper

[blondehun @blondehunx]

its abduls fault someones nan hasnt got a tenner yenno

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

yes i can ?