Susan Neumann

I am 55 years old and have a 27 year old son. I work at Northern Micrographics as a camera technician. Love to watch scary and dark movies.

[Susan Neumann @SusanNeumann10]

Just saw a list of the 2019 Emmy Nominations and #Lucifer and none of the actors or actresses were even nominated! What a ripoff! No wonder I never watch the Emmys!

[tom ellis @tomellis17]

It’s beautifully overwhelming to know how much love there is for #lucifer out there...thank you to everyone for your congratulations on the announcement of our final season. It’s bittersweet for us too but all good things must come to an end...always leave them wanting more! ❤️😈

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 369

Chloe: Is there a permanent way to kill a demon or do they just go back to hell
Lucifer: I have this flaming sword
Amenadiel: Had
Chloe: What happened to it?
Lucifer: I threw it into a glowing space vagina with my Mother
Chloe: Forget that I asked

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 370

Amenadiel: You can’t all your daughter Charlotte when my son is called Charlie
Lucifer: Why not?
Amenadiel: It’s ridiculous
Lucifer: You’re ridiculous
Chloe: Do you ever wonder...
Linda: How we ended up here? All the time
Chloe: *sighs deeply*

#Lucifer

[einhornseele @Beltane39226962]

❤️🖤❤️Daily Tom Ellis greeting❤️🖤❤️
Good morning Lucifam! ☀️ I hope you had a good night. Now they're married. They're so cute. I wish them all the best and a wonderful long and happy life together. 💕 Have a wonderful day. 😘
#HotFruitIceLickers #RenewLuciferForSeason5

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 368

Dan: You really miss Lucifer
Chloe: Yeah
Dan: I just don’t understand -
Chloe: Cut it out! I‘m not telling you whom to love either
Dan: You really love him?
Chloe: With all my heart
Dan: Okay then. What can we do to get him back?

#Lucifer #RenewLucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No 367

Chloe: Are Ella and Dan dating now?
Lucifer: I think they’re just doing the nasty
Ella&Dan: *enter room*
Chloe: Don’t say -
Lucifer: *sings* Here comes Doucherella ella ellla eh eh... when the sun shines they shine together
Dan: *leaves immediately*

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 365

Lucifer: I need to use your computer
Chloe: NO!
Lucifer: *sees desktop* Why Detective, is that my photo? *grins* You kept it
Chloe: That isn‘t what it... Maze must have...
Lucifer: It’s fine, I like looking at naked me as well
Chloe: *blushes*

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No 366

Chloe: He is molting again
Ella: Feathers everywhere?
Chloe: Yes and he doesn’t care
Maze: Tell him to put on demon wings
Chloe: That’s worse
Ella: How?
Chloe: Then he loses scales and they are sticky
Ella: Gross
Maze: That’s why I date a woman

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 363

Chloe: I love Charlie, but he’s exhausting
Lucifer: Blame my brother‘s annoying genes
Chloe: *yawns* When we have one, Amenadiel has to babysit all the time
Lucifer: What? Chloe? Did you mean tha -
Chloe: *snores*
Lucifer: Wake up!

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 359

Lucifer: *full devil form* You vile creature, you dare to defy me? I AM THE KING OF HELL
Chloe: Honey, I don’t think the Ikea shelf cares
Lucifer: But -
Chloe: *pats bis wings* There, there

#Lucifer #RenewLucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 360

Chloe: Why don’t you have horns?
Lucifer: Because I‘m not a cartoon
Chloe: Hmm
Lucifer: Why so disappointed? Horny for some horns? *grins*
Chloe: No! Obviously not!
Maze: *shouts* She had a sex dream about horns once!

#Lucifer #RenewLucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 361

Night

Amenadiel: I hate him
Linda: Get over yourself, he’s the only one who can calm our son
Amenadiel: *pouts*
Lucifer: *with Charlie, sings* Twinkle twinkle little star, your daddy is totally subpar
Amenadiel: He -
Linda: Shhhh

#Lucifer #RenewLucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 362

Bar Night

Amenadiel: Are Linda and I together because of the baby or because we want to?
Dan: It’s so awkward with Ella since we hooked up
Lucifer: Chloe and I are so happy and in love!
Dan: Just shut up
Lucifer: Love love loveee

#Lucifer #RenewLucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No 355

Church

Chloe: This is not a prayer. This is a demand! I demand you find someone else to rule and give him back to me or I swear I find a way to... to arrest you!
Amenadiel: Chloe
Chloe: I just threatened God *cries*
Amenadiel: *hugs her* It’s okay

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 353

Trixie: You won‘t leave again, right?
Lucifer: Where does this come from, Urchin?
Trixie: Mom was so sad because she missed you so much
Lucifer: Urchin...
Trixie: And I missed you too
Lucifer: I promise I will never leave again... Trixie

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 354

Dan: You’re under arrest
Criminal: You are such a douche!
Lucifer: Hey! Nobody calls my douche, a douche, except me!
Dan: Thank you?
Lucifer: Don’t mention it. I‘m always here to defend your douchey honor, Daniel

#Lucifer #RenewLucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 356

Eve: It’s so exciting! I‘ve never been a bridesmaid before, what do I do?
Maze: First you make out with the best man
Eve: But that’s you
Maze: Exactly *kisses her*
Chloe: Guys, the bride is still here as well
Eve: I‘m sorry, you wanna join in?

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No 350

Lucifer: *making pancakes*
Chloe: *storms in* Lucifer
Lucifer: Good Morning
Chloe: I woke up and you were gone
Lucifer: Oh, I‘m just making breakfast for the Urchin
Chloe: I just thought..
Lucifer: Urchin! Get your pancakes
Chloe: *smiles* Nevermind

#Lucifer

[Tinka @TinyTinkerBell9]

#PostReveal No. 348

Dan: I can’t believe we’re gonna fight demons
Amenadiel: You‘ll be fine
Maze: Or you‘ll die
Dan: Comforting. Any last minute tips?
Lucifer: Don’t be like Thor. Go for the head.

#Lucifer