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@fcarter008 @MwesigyeFranks @fcarter008 wanted on bounty $10000

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“Spearheading avant-garde, climate-resilient agronomic initiatives to bolster food security, mitigate malnutrition, and elevate marginalised communities through sustainable development paradigms.

[Baboon Forest Entertainment @BaboonForestEnt]

Is it time for Vinka’s concert?

[Mónica Rovales @MonicaRovales]

when Abrayanz takes a sh!t

[Uganda Revenue Authority @URAuganda]

#URAEnforcementAlert
𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗯𝗯𝗲 𝗘𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁🌎 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟳𝟴𝟭 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 "𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗺"

“…A desert storm starts as a whisper, then, when least expected, a dark, rolling wall of sand appears, moving swiftly and engulfing everything in its path...” Such has been the case these past two weeks. Travelers have learned that even as Entebbe enforcement enters the final lap of the Financial Year, their resolve remains unchanged.

While the economic saboteurs thought that Enforcement had exhausted all the tools in the toolbox, they soon discovered that the teams had a secret compartment filled with “secret weapons”.
Apart from the usual concealment methods, officers came to appreciate that observation is key; knowing what is normal and what is augmented goes a long way. In the line of duty, you have to question everything and everyone.

A case in point—An Officer conducting a spot check on a cleaner's bucket, which he had claimed contained cleaning detergents, was shocked to find 64 pieces of assorted used Samsung phones instead.
In another instance, an officer noticed a passenger walking majestically with what seemed to be an oddly shaped behind—the "nyash" was not "nyashing." Physical check revealed 16pcs of assorted phones.

As the Enforcement Officer sat down for a breather after a long day of clearing passengers, she saw a small group coming through, scanning their bags. One of them—a familiar face—appeared to be wearing more clothes than usual on such a hot day. The officer noticed his unusual clothing and behavior, leading to a search due to his visible discomfort and perspiration. A search revealed a pair of custom-made trousers fitted with pockets, and it was in these pockets that the passenger had ingeniously hidden 20 pieces of assorted iPhones and Samsung phones.

Another man threw all caution to the wind and stuffed phones in the front of his trousers, a sight that could have made for a good FACO advert. But our officers were not fazed. 18 pieces of assorted iPhones were recovered when he was searched.

In total, 781 pieces of smartphones were seized; offense management is underway.

#Customs101

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am i the only one who sees this guy singing unmatched lyrics with the playing song or its ma ego 😂🥹🤢

[Carol Primah @IamCarolPrimah]

But we all know Sheilah never breaks up without a back up plan 😂

[𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕄𝕒𝕟 🇺🇬✊🏽 @Mysteryman__0]

Mbuno mbuno this is where the problem is 💀🤭

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@karothk256 kasolo
muje🏋️

[Isabelle. @Isabelle002Anku]

If you didn't see Jesus you have a problem 😌😂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

“Babe I have to go, Chelsea are on the counter attack”

“Oh wait, it’s Nicolas Jackson.”

[ALTON 🩺 @NewtonAllan6]

Salons are making men become nuisance.

Seriously, what is this?

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@fcarter008 @MBU owaye✌️🤩

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naye mwe😆😂😂 this must be an ostrich joke

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just scroll please 🤝😂

[Justine Nantale🇺🇬 @justinenantale2]

Us: Let's add parents to the family whatsap group

Parents as soon as they are added: "My dear children, avoid moving in the night. Look what was seen on Lake Victoria
May God bless you.
👇

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Arsenal has finally cumed 💦😂