wingardiumlevyohsahbih

Old page deleted. that funny jamaican girl with the gap & big titties.
🇯🇲 x 305. ♌️ 🌻
I write poetry, scripts, short films & funny tweets. Hire me Issa Rae

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

In honor of Love day coming up, I want to share this old poem that I wrote called "Hopeless Romantic". Inspired by the love I wish I had. Tell the person how you feel while they're still here. ❤️

[Dejon Paul 🏁🏆 @dejonpaul_]

They would’ve found another crooked, blood thirsty, record executive to sign with, trust me.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me calling my work bestie on her day off to complain about every slightest inconvenience in my day

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

I took 3 melatonin & I'm wide tf awake. Also outta ouid

[⚭ @fraudfemme]

atp im just watching ‘from’ as a form of self harm, this show is rage bait 101. 😭

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

@_solanaxj @Samyldadanielle

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

Night cap.

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

Passenger princess tonight. Happy Juneteenth! 🐆

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

Nails salons wanna charge 5 million dollars for "deluxe" pedicures now & be scared to scrub the back of that feet! I need you to drill that callus down like you working construction nah!

[eguapo 👑 @thetrillgent]

happy juneteenth niggas! if you Black AND off work today make some fucking noise!

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾
Let’s take a shot!

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

@Lifeof_AG01 HYFR

[ɴʙɢ☆ғ @olacantwait]

Love how extra raspy her voice was here, they don't make pussy rap like this anymore.

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

Right now I'm having a hard time trying to decide if I want red wine or champagne with my pasta & Wow it feels really good to have problems like this.

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

put that tiddy in his mouth so he can taste a real goat's milk

[𖠊 nym 𖠊 @ghoullgrl]

god gave me massive tits to make up for the fact he gave me mental illness

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

I love all the DJ's making fire mixes to Spend Dat but this one right here?! This is healing me
https://t.co/1qsIZtQdMj

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

@swagmarvyx @allthismocha 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[rach69 @rach_6977]

HOLY FUCK OLANDRIA

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Eve's NPR Tiny Desk concert will premiere tomorrow:

[wingardiumlevyohsahbih @sydsimmaaa]

Just for your windows to be busted out. Everyone is on crack

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Parking for the World Cup 🙄