Rob Beatty

Vladimir Sobotka's #1 fan Venmo:robdbeatty

[A L L D A Y 🚀 @AllDAYZ77]

Jimmy Uso: "That's John Cena—the cat that left us for the movie business." 😭

​John Cena: "Y'all look just like your mugshots. How was it getting arrested?"

​The Usos were absolutely stunned after that. Both broke character and started laughing

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Hardest signature ✍

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

This dad fell asleep while watching his son and every single animal in the house decided to join in on the nap.

[Louis @HoopsTalk13]

Freddy is single handedly saving America’s PR image worldwide lol

[College Football News Daily on X @derrico_henrio]

“The World Cup in America sucks 😡😡”

Meanwhile Europoors experiencing air conditioning, free ice water, and free public restrooms for the first time:

[Coach Hill @CoachMarcusHill]

Parents for the love of god please stay out of your son or daughters dugout. Players, stop going to visit mommy and daddy during the game. You might as well go out on the field with an emotional support stuffed animal at this point it’s getting a little nuts. Get their water or whatever they need before the game you don’t need to visit each other 5 times a game and then wonder why they can’t do hard things on their own.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The cover of “Free Ride” in MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS: THE MOVIE (1995) somehow has even more energy than the original. The movie is already operating at maximum 90s kid hype, and that song still finds a way to crank it higher.

[Baseball's Not Dead @dead_baseball]

Lot of people responding going "no, they should not watch a 10 hour miniseries in school" but if you're teaching the Battle of the Bulge, watching 20 minutes of the Bastogne episode would be effective in translating a dry book/map to what it looked/felt like on the ground.

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Twins originally had a Royce Lewis replica jersey giveaway for today. They took it off the promotional schedule when Lewis was optioned to Triple-A St. Paul.

Then the Saints scheduled a separate Royce Lewis t-shirt giveaway for today, only for him to get called up by the Twins.

[Arbitrage Andy @ArbitrageAndy1]

26 year olds today: "my anxiety is high, I am overwhelmed by my email job"

26 year olds in 1944:

[Brandon Rexin @BrandonRexin36]

Call me old school, but I’d trade a lot of today’s tournament baseball culture for a little more focus on the game itself.

Less GameChanger obsession.
Less walk-up song production.
Less nonstop dugout chatter.

More competing. More learning. More baseball.

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

WILL ARNETT's line was only "Babe wait." But the cameras kept rolling, so he kept going further. HOT ROD is a classic. 😂😂😂

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This is exactly why Juan Soto will never be in the same conversation as Ohtani, Judge, Trout, etc.

Lazy. Shit attitude. Self-centered.

This - literally - cost his team a run. It's not even a lack of hustle - it's worse. It's a completely "I don't give a f**k!" attitude.

[Apex Jones HACKED @ApexJonesHACKED]

If Kerr misses, game 7 is in 2 days
If Paxson misses, game 7 is in 2 days
If Ray Allen misses, Spurs win championship
If Kyrie doesn't close, Dubs win and Bron has no legacy

False equivalence is the favorite tool of LeBron fans. Say somethin and get cooked.

[Kevin Adams @KevinAdams26]

The Pittsburgh Legend Kurt Angle welcomes Morgan Wallen to the stage on night one at Acrisure Stadium.

[TRIPLE M 🇩🇴 @tripleMwassup]

My son’s teacher just called and said I might have to pick him up from school today because he started a loud “KNICKS IN 4 !” chant followed by a “LETS GO KNICKS!” chant during class.

I’m not sure if I should discipline him or be proud that he’s showing leadership qualities.

[Corey Clayton @CoreyClayton]

Gotta love when a @Newsweek hack rushes to get a “Caitlin Clark trade to Sparks rumor” piece out for engagement farming, and forgets to delete their AI chat prompts from the piece.

#NowYouKnow @IndianaFever #WNBA

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

“Perfect he chose a center”

“Now give him 60s Wilt Chamberlain”