Joe Holdsworth

Freelance creative copywriter and absolute darling based in Leeds. AKA Teq-Niq, linchpin of seminal french dance troupe, Le Connvoi Exceptionnel. he/him #OMBLE

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@DominicRaab lmao.

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@nadhimzahawi Lol. You stupid fucking thief.

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@ProD_Running You wait until my card's getting processed, claim a payment issue and then bump the trainers up by 40% instantly? You pure fucking dirtbags 😆#noshame

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@petesherlock79 You are clearly a total.

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The pundits talking about this fully understand the problem is Sir Keir lying like fuck in his leadership campaign, promising ten specific policies, then dropping them in favour of nothing at all. Them pretending not to understand it is incredibly unprofessional and insulting.

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Sir Keir, as a politics reporter with a national newspaper, I wonder: would you like to take this opportunity to address the campaign of ridiculous, vertiginous lying that won you your current position, in an oblique way that thick people might not be wise to.

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@AllisterHeath I didn't believe them when they said 'literally the most deluded simpleton on Twitter'. There's just so much competition, I simply didn't think it could be true. Thank you for letting me be there for the nadir of human thought. The actual rock bottom. Kudos. #dsoty

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@tomhunt1988 1/1 Telling that defenders of the vile, racist, inhumane Rwanda policy are duplicitous little cunts who handwave away the systemic hobbling of those services by the 'elites' they claim to fight. You rank little hypocrite.

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@RachelReevesMP So now Labour are the party of fiscal responsibility in the face of a need for welfare? Christ you guys are grim. Go pick up your blue rosettes and fuck off please.

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@BebbLawrence @warriors Children die because of people like you. How about you give it a try and see what happens? Because armour plating schools is not the answer, you dense, pro-death fuck.

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@RonnyJacksonTX Wouldn't that just be your precious free market in action, you big-brained genius?

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@mattgaetz Of course. If everyone's having abortions, where will the trafficked children be for you to fuck? #mattgaetz #childtrafficker

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@thefabians You mention 'the left' twice in your bio. I think it might have autocorrected from 'obsequious frauds who dip into public welfare when strategically convenient'.

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@Bioliberalism @Myerla23 @PoliticsJOE_UK Try not to choke on your own bullshit. But don't try too hard.

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Labour making the lib dems sound class

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

it’s cool how every tory MP’s wikipedia is like, “in his spare time, he is a director at Corrupto asset management, & he owns a firm supplying crates to food banks. his wife, a political journalist at the Telegraph, pictured here with Ghislaine Maxwell, is Boris Johnson’s cousin,

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@jeevanrai @IanDunt Eat. Sleep. Get wallet inspected. Repeat.

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@danielmgmoylan It's the clear moral responsibility of Tory peers to cease exhaling.

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@bopinion I actually had to come and see if this tweet was real. Holy shit the writers at Bloomberg perpetually prove that being wealthy is not contingent on having a functioning brain.

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@HMRCcustomers Hi, I need to clarify something about my self assessment payments, but your phone line hasn't put me through to anyone all today or later yesterday, just telling me to call back later. Is there a technical issue?