Just another Chris 𝕏

lvl 44 | Retired on a beach w/ blunt 😶‍🌫️ Jack of all trades 🃏 Just Here for the laughs🤪 | Hairstylist | USMC Vet (100% P&T) | 2112/0372/8531 | L’Oréal

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

August 2024 - August 2025 progress 💪🏼

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

@CemetaryBby First stargate is being sent and installed by the first manned mission to mars.. in 2030. 🫪🤐

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

Ever miss someone knowing full well they don’t miss you? 🤐🫪💀

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

What are you doing up at 2am??

Me:

[𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁🪽 @HighAngel]

😮‍💨 💨💨

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

@DieselBABE20 I tried to convince a guy that’s where glitter comes from.. he almost fell for it🫪🤣

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

@iamsandrasayer Accurate 🤣🤣

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

Me with my car alarm in the 90s:

[Nature Moments @NatureMomentz]

A cockatiel singing to its baby 🥹🦜

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

Definitely wasn’t expecting that 🫪🤣💀

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

“Hey buddy, I’m trying to watch my show here” 😭

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

Hope everyone had a great day 🫶🏼

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

Show the whitest butt cheeks on earth..
One single time & I get shadowbanned.. GGs 🫪🫪🤣🤣

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Everyone has an unspoken retweet crew, you never talk, they have no idea they are are in your retweet crew, but we all just retweet each other from retweets until we die

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

@RastaKittytwo Ummm 🫪🫪😏

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

@itsCanadianBae Evil incarnate?? 🫪🤢💀

[1-800-CHOKEDATHOE @gabbyx3522]

u could literally b tryna have a good day & here comes a cunt

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

Need a volunteer to help put the flag sticker on pls 😮‍💨🤣

[Patton @GeneralPatton83]

It's white boy summer

[🖤🥀𝔘𝔯 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔇𝔬𝔭𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢🥀🖤 @MarieJuana6985]

Yes 🙌🏻

[Spliffy Longstocking 🔥🌳💨 @BlazySusan816]

Me an who? 😌

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

@QueenAnticommie Giggles in armorer 🤪😂

It’s totally a stinger missile 🫪😬

[🖤🥀𝔘𝔯 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔇𝔬𝔭𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢🥀🖤 @MarieJuana6985]

I'll try anything at least once 😏

[Just another Chris 𝕏 @TexanCOD]

@deathmm84 This is how it is meeting me 🥳😂