Theo

[Theo @tfga]

Normalise commentators on both extremes of the political spectrum reaching across the aisle, shaking hands and finding common ground.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

I have never felt more right wing

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Not the Glucci 😩💀

[Theo @tfga]

Can't stop listening to her saying 'fuck' in the House of Commons

[Kosher @koshercockney]

“We’re here to f*ck all the white girls and f*ck the government.”

Katie Lam quoted what the Rape Gangs said about their intentions.

She then isn’t afraid to call out the heritage of these men. She names it.

If you cannot name a problem, you cannot solve a problem.

Just thought I’d take you back to a year ago when she said this because right now the Rape Gangs seems to have been put on the back burner.

Never stay silent.

[SenhorZiborro @SenhorZiborro]

Quando você não tem pendrive ou rede e precisa transferir os arquivos de qualquer modo 🤯🤯🤯

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

This is equivalent to trying to sell a cop drugs while he’s in uniform in his police car.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

Hollywood is in serious trouble lmao

[Luca Dellanna @DellAnnaLuca]

The reactions of many researchers on finally being held responsible for having read the very paper they submitted are... something.

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

SOMEONE MADE A DIGITAL WHIP TO MAKE CLAUDE WORK FASTER 💀

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

A man installed a GPS tracker on his cat to track its route while he was walking his dog.

To his surprise, the cat stealthily followed him and the dog for the entire walk.

cat was like "I miss you, but you don't need to know that" 😂

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

“I hope this email finds you well”

Analog:

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Trial by jury is a cornerstone of our democracy and an essential safeguard against authoritarianism.

It is truly frightening that such a fundamental freedom is now under attack.

Once rights are lost, they are not easy to win back. We must resist this with all we’ve got.

[Theo @tfga]

@ukhomeoffice Under Twitter/X rules you do actually need to mark this account as parody now

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

[Theo @tfga]

As someone who has dabbled in shitposting, I know a troll when I see one

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

I’ve just secured a landmark agreement with Vietnam to ramp up the returns process of illegal migrants.

I mean it when I say: if you come here illegally, you will be swiftly returned.

[Leon J. Bergmann @LeonJBergmann]

The German Taxpayer

[daniel habib @DannyHabibs]

Head-tracked “Window Mode.”

Your front camera finds your head. The view reprojects in real time so the screen feels like a window into the 3D scene.

True3D, no glasses.

[MILO @Nero]

Was it you?

[sam henri gold @samhenrigold]

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

[Saul Sadka @Saul_Sadka]

This is the London Banana. As long as you stay within the Banana, you'll have a great time in London. Almost everything outside the Banana is horrible these days, best avoid. Not clear why, or when this happened. But it is what it is.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1967, Woody Allen tried to embarrass model Twiggy - and it backfired