Ayo Martins

Ryōiki Tenkai

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

The things that give the average Nigerian joy, so pitiful.

[Seoul City @seoulcittyx]

Yesterday I went to Transcorp Hilton for a Pina Colada.
Got to the gate... closed. No entry.
I asked why…
They said Seyi Tinubu was around.
That moment reminded me, power doesn’t announce itself, it restricts access.
Stay focused.

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

Lol

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I have never believed that my destiny is in the hands of anyone or my help must come from anyone, I live my life as it comes and I don’t let people walk over me because of “help in the future”

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

SMH

[Kal-El @Umarkaoje_]

nigerians dey adapt pass mahoraga

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

Notice how she used the big “G” ❤️👌🏾

[Rihanna @rihanna]

God ain’t forget bout me!

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

New doc premiering on @HBO.
Dec 11th! 🦅 #WizkidLongLiveLagos 🇳🇬

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

Nahh. Asake is just a very artistic person

[Pop Boy🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

If you like remain stagnant when it gets to your turn.

He now lives in America and understands that he has to evolve is his style so as to attract more foreign fans.

One of the few Nigerian artists that know how to play ball in the music industry.

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

Sigh.

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

@Dxyinbobo 🤣🤣

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

The ethnic bigotry we see unfold in real time already tells us which direction the 2027 election is going to take,

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

Nigerians are so insufferable.

[fimlex @fimlex2]

Hustle oo make dem no use your mama do lamp 😭😭😭

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

@Kamilitarry @ChuksEricE SMH

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

@Kamilitarry So sad man

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!!
Interracial marriage - Client!!!
Spotify DM’s - Client!!!
Grok - Undress this person!!!
Sees a queue - Jump it!!!
Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!!
Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!!
Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has sweets in bowls) - Pack all of it to your house!!!!

It’s called being “sharp” but we’re a greatly disruptive, destructive and depraved people.

And if you think about it, our leaders are just a representation of the people we are (no matter how we feel about it) because the first instinct of the average Nigerian is seek a way to exploit- every damn system.

Due process is only for fools.
Empathy is only for the slow.
You must get ahead, by hook or crook, take advantage where people are trusting or laid back. Use every tool you have to disrupt civility; whether it is to stand in front of a plane about to take off because of your office, or break into spaces where people from saner climes don’t have their guards up and swindle them because you’re “smart”.

“Naturally” they are “mugus” because they trusted you with simple human decency and you’re“smart” because you see trust and read it as foolery. But do you know what other group thrives off “survival of the fittest”? Animals in the wild!

You’re not smart, you’re just primal.

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

When you buy your own Porsche you can go and engrave yours in Ladipo. Lmaoooo hating ass

[Capitano @datcapitano]

You can engrave this yourself in Ladipo sha

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

Lmaooo

[Bọbọ. @Dxyinbobo]

Convinced I just saw pie wey japa with my bar from this app in my estate, but I was also not so sure make I no go hold wrong babe for waist this hot afternoon.

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

Why do Nigerians relate everything to oppression, classism and comparison ?

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Symbol of big boy that year. Everything na time.

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

The question is, why do you even have to explain to the hood ?

[mlondyjr @juniormlondy1]

The hood won’t even let you explain

[Ayo Martins @The__BamBam]

Typical Nigerian mindset

[إيمان🎿 @duragbot]

which kind pressure person wey use leg waka come go face?😂😂😂😂