The FSM

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Cheese me and eat me.

[The FSM @thefsm]

I don't like politics. Too religious.

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@GregCooper lulz

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Somebody tweeting about me? #discovergod

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Where did all the pirates go? #NeedCandy

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Wall Street, what? Oh, the douchebags that sell out their own species for something called "Money?" They get the strippers with VD...

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Where there's a will there's a lawyer...

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Dude... wait... what? #thebeer

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After being hacked today, St. Peter is working hard to make sure the tech gates of Heaven are safe from Beelzebub's sinful marauders.

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What happened to #TangledTuesday? I was really hoping to score at Twister tonight with local sorority!

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Did somebody say ravioli?

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Hope nobody ate one of the "brown" eggs yesterday...

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Have you heard the one about the italian leprechaun? No? Gimme a green beer... We'll talk.

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Is giving up pasta for lent. (I'm just screwing with ya!)

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Why is it so hard to download Mozarrella Firefox medamnit!!!

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"I am currently away from reality. At the tone, please leave your name, reality and consciousness and I'll get back to you when I can."

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@Shocktart geeeyargh!

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If you wanna check out something better than church? A couple of my High Priests have a great little blog for you. ( http://is.gd/hZmH )

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Just wanna welcome all my new followers. Any pirates among ya?

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@HolyGod your kid @kingofthejews hit on me earlier... I don't know how to respond. Just thought you should know.

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@HolyGod noodles?