carolina

current status: simping for my boyfriend

[carolina @thotdean]

it’s genius x gonna get my boyfriend a shirt with my face on it for his birthday

[carolina @thotdean]

went through my phone and deleted all pictures of my old hoes cause that’s what yall were :) i found the person ima marry but thanks for entertaining me

[carolina @thotdean]

me, a white girl with no connection to any arab country whatsoever getting ready while listening to my long ass playlist consisting of arabic songs only

[carolina @thotdean]

@casslee123 congratulations baby!!!

[carolina @thotdean]

what does it mean when i was actually laughing out loud while sleeping last night? am i just psychotic? my boyfriend was confused as shit

[carolina @thotdean]

@casslee123 I NEED AN UPDATE!!!!!

[carolina @thotdean]

i see you @premiumdelux3 @VELVETCH3RRY

[carolina @thotdean]

actually i got my period extremely early but on my mama we still lit

[carolina @thotdean]

update: my vagina is doing too much for no reason

[carolina @thotdean]

either i got my period way too early or i need to learn how to stop it cleaning itself so fucking much i am tired of wet underwear

[carolina @thotdean]

not my boyfriend already planning me moving in once i get this job close to his house please send help istg lmfaoooo

[carolina @thotdean]

my man is a virgo with a pisces moon and i’m a taurus with a pisces moon as well 🫶 we’re just meant to be together

[carolina @thotdean]

@jasminericegirl lol

[carolina @thotdean]

my boyfriend really said he wishes he would’ve met me earlier like there’s no big age difference between us like sir do you realize you would’ve been in jail

[carolina @thotdean]

he got attitude when i kicked him out after he tried to kiss me even though he wasn’t even supposed to come to my house in the first place but hearing no is such a hard thing for a 35+ year old man i know, his poor soul 💔

[carolina @thotdean]

will never forget my old boss who tried to cheat on his wife with me LMFAOOOO men are useless

[carolina @thotdean]

either i got my period way too early or i need to learn how to stop it cleaning itself so fucking much i am tired of wet underwear

[carolina @thotdean]

you know im bored when i call my brother to just talk

[carolina @thotdean]

@hoeneybbt let me know how it works out for you!! you will look like a bad bitch regardless of what you wear 🫶