Tom George

[Tom George @tomage]

No tree hugging from me, you hacking scoundrels

[Tom George @tomage]

6 russian grannies and a dancing bread oven. Definitely the best eurovision entry far

[Tom George @tomage]

@mackanory You seem suspiciously well informed on this. Where were you last night?

[Tom George @tomage]

when does a piece of wood become a plank?

[Tom George @tomage]

trying to recall the Mr Men theme tune for some reason- possibly boredom

[Tom George @tomage]

stroking my chin

[Tom George @tomage]

just finished a lettuce for the first time in my life

[Tom George @tomage]

tinkering with the vodafone network

[Tom George @tomage]

@stephenfry how do we know you're not a fake stephen fry? Perhaps the real one is frustrating over a lack of followers?

[Tom George @tomage]

@bangbangjonny just noticed the fez hat. Brings back memories

[Tom George @tomage]

Jesus should have tried twitter. Though he would have had to compete with Stephen Fry

[Tom George @tomage]

a house does not need 3 toilets

[Tom George @tomage]

@big_marvin You should try Barry Norman's pickled onions

[Tom George @tomage]

Desperately trying not to get bored of twitter after only a week

[Tom George @tomage]

Am I famous yet?

[Tom George @tomage]

my neighbour still hasn't moved his s**t stained matress from outside our front door

[Tom George @tomage]

@skinnermike Have you thought about writing a song for Manchester Univeristy Challenge team?

[Tom George @tomage]

thinking of something profound to say for my first twitter. Got to be careful not to run out of charact