Tony Simmons

Advertising creative. Saints tragic. This is dizzy stuff, folks.

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@Gabasneh @XanderMcGuire7 @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL Pipes blocked with Porchetta

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@alphafox Deliberate for the gut foundation they're all over New Zealand https://t.co/cfL89tX7ds

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@Gabasneh @BennyScarf @PhilGould15 Was just about to put this in the group. Trust the Mango Captain.

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@Gabasneh @The_Forty_Four Temu Fivebellies

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@Gabasneh @BurnleyOfficial Quality

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@Gabasneh @TaraBull808 "with my pole, I need it to slide easily into my flange"

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@Gabasneh @shepmates @grantpat Mid off mate. Chief ball shiner.

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Phew. It's a pass mark from me. Somehow it already feels dated. Kind of over complicated with the additional white keyline in this reversed version. Not loving the type choice either.
But who cares really. Will happily win a flag with it.

[St Kilda FC @stkildafc]

Our new chapter.

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@Gabasneh @WHR @murrayj96144627 🥭

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Ok @SkySportsF1 this is totally lame. Get everyone to Suzuka and pack this studio up please.

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@Gabasneh @YugenLBS @GutterToken If I write Gibbo is a shit bloke but add $GANG $GANG to the end of it, will you retweet it? 🤔

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@sackers1 @RWBFooty @stkildafc They should be league standardised. Simple as that. Something the prem league has been doing for decades (albeit with heat transfer). The fact there are variances between teams says it all really.

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Here's a crazy thought: just convert my Marvel seat to an MCG seat. I know you are banking on members not booking the seat they've paid for and then selling it on to a Collingwood fan and double dipping, but I have better things to do than watch a progress bar. Rant over.

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@sackers1 @RWBFooty Number size is out of my jurisdiction, but they do look smaller than the Dons ones. Probably cos it's just a training top? Not sure I want to wage war on the club again over jumper numbers though!

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This tweet is like a fine wine. #arnoldout

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I'm in shock that footballing mastermind and former master tactician of Almighty Sydney FC, Graham Arnold, has failed in the Asian Cup again. Dumb appointment then, dumber now.

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@sackers1 @_DHOTYA Normally I'm there but the simple, opinion bait ones have got me this year. Controversially neither of my faves involve everyone standing and applauding. Agreed on crutch. A beautiful layered nonsense.

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Haven't given this shitshow app much love over the last few months (world is poorer for the absence of platinum banter) but good to see the great annual festive traditions of @_DHOTYA and the bloke who continuously downs pints of Boddingtons on Boxing Day still going strong.

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@sackers1 @_DHOTYA My 2 faves are facing off in a QF, European Man and Emotionally European. Quality bullshit right there.

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@FootballManager In honour of Ange outing himself as a FM player, can you add "Enjoy your lunch" at the end of one of the team meeting options please?

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@sackers1 @AndrewGigacz Concur.