traviswild

dj | producer | co-founder of The Animal Party

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

2020: The Science™ is settled

2021: Trust the Science™

2022: Sorry you lost your job for not trusting The Science™

2023: We have recalled The Science™ from the market

2026: The Science™ pleads the 5th

[Music over time🎻 @Peal8888]

Small lips, undefined eyebrows, no exaggerated cheekbones, a smile without veneers or teeth that look like they've been washed with dish soap, no false eyelashes, natural hair color. Let's go back to basics.

[Bitcoin B2B for Freedom @BTC_for_Freedom]

- You: "My stocks went up 10%."

- Government: "Congratulations! That's taxable."

- You: "But inflation was 8%. I only really gained 2%."

- Government: "We tax the full 10%."

- You: "You tax the inflation you created?"

- Government: "Capital gains are capital gains."

- You: "So you profit from debasing my money twice?"

- Government: "You're not an economist."

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

There should be 13 months w 28 days in each month.
Each month would have 4 weeks that start with Monday and end with Sunday.
Sept is 7, Oct is 8, Nov is 9 Dec is 10
11 should be Jan
12 Feb
13 March
New years should be the spring when the life returns.
April fools is New Year’s Day and the joke is we are the fools for thinking it’s the dead of winter

Whoever fucked up the calendar is an asshole.
I would just live my life the right way but the whole point of calendars is to communicate with others so it would be pointless.

It’s crazy that this just happened

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

Dear @PGATOUR

Today Marcus Plunkett, who defended our country for 5 years after graduating from West Pointe, including a 6-month deployment to Afghinistan qualified for the Open Championship.

Austen Truslow did too, he's been a pro for 11 years had KFT status in 2020 and a freak run of bad luck ended his season and his time on KFT.

Both played the Asian Tour this year. They also both played in LIV Q-school. Not because they love LIV or hate the PGA Tour, they just wanted a place to play.

Neither got thru LIV Q-school, neither has ever played a LIV event. But because they went to Q-school they have been suspended for a calendar year despite not being a member. Now neither can go to PGA Tour Q-school.

I understand why you have something in place for members that left, and yes they knew this was a possiblity, I just ask that you reconsider.

All they ask is a chance to play Q-school at the end of this year. Again, they just want a place to play.

Thanks for your consideration.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

We tax cigarettes to reduce smoking.
We tax alcohol to reduce drinking.
We tax fuel to reduce driving.

What do you think happens when you tax employing people and running a business?

[Elisabeth Dampier @e_dampier]

This is completely true and I wish I had not waited so long to have children. It’s a tragedy. My mother will be 80 when my son is 18. Besides that the longer you wait the less time you have with your own children yourself. There is this assumption that you will live to old age.

[Robert Bortins @TheRobertBshow]

The DINK lifestyle doesn't end with a tragedy. It ends with a quiet closing. The last of a line. A nursing home. A small funeral. No children.

Every civilization that chose comfort over children said goodbye the same way.
We're next, unless we choose differently.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

We make your tax rate your body fat percentage

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Two glasses of wine. Didn't get drunk. Couldn't function for three days. This is being celebrated as self-awareness.

A healthy 33-year-old body should metabolize two glasses of wine and recover by morning. Billions of people throughout history did exactly that while building civilizations, fighting wars, and running companies. Bartlett has restricted his inputs so aggressively that a single normal human experience sent his entire system into a 72-hour reboot.

Engineers call this brittleness. A system optimized exclusively for peak performance under ideal conditions that shatters the moment conditions change. The opposite of antifragile. Remove every stressor for long enough and your body loses the ability to absorb even minor ones.

The generation that tracks every HRV reading, weighs every macro, and sleeps in temperature-controlled darkness has accidentally built the most fragile humans in history. Previous generations drank, ate badly, slept rough, and still recovered because constant low-level stress kept their systems adaptable.

Two glasses of wine registered as a catastrophic shock because he's spent three years stripping every form of variance from his life. A body that can only perform under perfect conditions is the definition of a fragile system.

[Fresh Prince of Flint @PrinceOfFlint]

Yes.

[Snobby Scheffler @SnobbyScheffler]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Department of Homeland Security has designated the following hat wearers as domestic terrorists:
•PIMENTO
•SKIP IT
•EGG SALAD
•AZALEA
•CROWS NEST

[Jennifer Arcuri @Jenniferarcuri]

Conspiracy theorists right now 🥂

[Josh Daws @JoshDaws]

Send this to every woman on Instagram in your life. They are falling for lies.

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

this is shocking:

> US collects $2.4T in income tax, but spends $1.5T on fraud

> if we didn't have to pay for fraud, only $900b would need to be collected

> this means anyone with less 500k in income could pay *literally $0* in income tax

we don't need to raise taxes. we need to cut fraud

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Man of questionable sanity ✅
Very polite pig ✅
Dancing parrot ✅
Curiously chill chicken✅

[Beanie👾 @CoCoKruszynski]

Elon Musk @elonmusk on how to manage companies better:

“Spend less time on finance, spend less time in conference rooms, less time on PowerPoint, and more time just trying to make your product as amazing as possible. I think there might be too many MBAs running companies. There's the MBA-saition of America, which I think is maybe not that great. There should be more focus on the product, the service itself, less time on board meetings, less time on financials.”

[Trash Capital Ltd. @zequalizer]

$GRAL TAM is literally anyone with access to healthcare who hasn’t been screened for cancer recently. Strong sign of LT potential from the South Koreans with @Samsung partnership and investment. $ILMN tried to buy this several years ago but DOJ blocked it. Could be $20bn mcap+

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

Why couldn’t you afford a house these past 7 years?

Because millions of foreigners were given YOUR TAX DOLLARS to drive up prices in YOUR COUNTRY and buy what should have been YOUR HOME.

TREASON.