@boba_witch There once was a cat named Gilgamesh
He happened to make a very big mess
Boba picked at his fur
and that did make the kitty purr
But his mane was just poopy nuggets in excess!
@scary_susu PULLS CORD: I'll swallow your soul.
PULLS CORD: Barbie mine now.
PULLS CORD: They say to keep me out of reach of children.
PULLS CORD: I don't know why the pets will not come in the house.
PULLS CORD: The ghost like me more than you.
@boba_witch Hold down left eye, right nostril, and left nipple to reboot human.
If that doesn't work, turn it off and turn it on it again with warm bath and long nap.
George Carlin being arrested for violating Wisconsin's obscenity laws after performing the controversial routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" May 27th 1972
I went to Slay the Dragon.
The Guild had already made the kill.
They took the hoard.
I found it's hatchling sparking atop three copper and a button.
I thought to raise it through winter and sell it's magic blood and scales come spring.
When it called me father, my plans changed