TSAagent

Grabbing security by the balls! The original TSA parody!

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In the TSA we don't call a spade, a spade, we call a defie a defie. Hey, if the hearing aid fits where it, right!? http://t.co/zSbtkaJ8

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Yeeaaaah! You thought the raping was going to end at the airports! http://t.co/rit4e3Yf

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"If you keep this up, I'll call the police and have you arrested." Who's got the POWER? Yeah, that's right! WE DO! http://t.co/1RkPakr

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@TSAabusewatch Cancer is the price we pay to save this country! If you don't like it, you're with Al-Qaeda! http://t.co/1vIqPLr

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We're still not sure if this was one of our agent's fetish, or they mistook the 95 yr old's adult diaper for C4. http://goo.gl/uObqk

[TSAagent @TSAagent]

We're still not sure if this was one of our agent's fetish, or they mistook the 95 yr olds adult diaper for C4. http://goo.gl/uObqk

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The best part about harassing the disabled is that they can't fight back. http://t.co/X0xqNfp

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@edstetzer The #TSA ain't going anywhere! Once a useless government program tasked with grabbing ur nuts gets approved, it never goes away!

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I have to thank the @ForeignAffairs for helping us remind everyone that Osama's death means nothing. The war on clothing must continue!!

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@brownpau Just because Osama is dead doesn't mean you can carry fluids on board. Don't get carried away.

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"US issues a worldwide travel alert" - Looks like we have to take the groping up a notch!

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Obama misspoke, we identified the body through a TSA genital check, not a DNA check. TSA! Fuck Yeah! Hear to save the MF day yeah!

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Obama misspoke, it was actually one of our naked body scanners that discovered Osama in Pakistan. They're pretty powerful after all.

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You know, I'm starting to think people won't notice the groping - what with all of the nationalism. U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!!!

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We would like to announce that, while Osama Bin Laden is dead, we will continue to grab your genitals regardless.

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@CMMoffitt Your dead alligator will be allowed on board, so long as I can grab it's genitals.

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@farmdwg Dude, 6 year old girls are dangerous...dangerously hot! Ohhhh yeaahhh. The freedom frisks continue. http://goo.gl/KVuW4

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Not me! I swear! http://t.co/bQdn7Sj

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"Playing the TSA Cancer Lottery" http://goo.gl/IDbo9 -- Hey, someone's going to win, it might as well be you!

[TSAagent @TSAagent]

What's 10 times higher radiation here and there? Listen, we're pretty sure we're not killing you so suck it up patriots http://bit.ly/gz8YsK