Thomas Ashton

a distinctly average human.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

Did a little reel and website refresh. That’s enough time on the computer for one day. https://t.co/Kqn2OUkcSE

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

My heart can’t actually take this. Dawn, Xander and now Giles. And the reboot getting canned. YOU CHANGED MY LIFE BUFFY THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING ❤️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ and ‘Ted Lasso’ actor Anthony Head has died at the age of 72.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

@NSTheSublime @kimpetras Or you shut your unqualified keyboard warrior mouth?! There’s options here.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

Kim - Jeep and Charli - Rock Music. They are the same family. This is the emo renaissance - millennials rise - our time has come. 🤘🏻

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

One thing about me… I will use that block button.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

I’m ready for my life to be changed again

[Lykke Li Updates @lykkelisource]

💣🚨 Calling all Lykke Li stans! ‘Lucky Again’, the first single from the album ‘The Afterparty’, will be released next Friday!

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

@KristiNoem How the hell did this unqualified, stubborn, rude, arrogant and quite simply deranged woman end up in this position of power? This is a farce. Also “illegal alien” is giving 14 year old spoiled brat who didn’t get their way. Step down bitch and take your bad blow out with you.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

At least we don’t have to pretend we’ve enjoyed a single thing that monstrosity has made since ‘Pink Friday’ anymore… cos she really peaked on the first album.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

/the power of Sarah Michelle Gellar

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

With 68 million views in the first 24 hours, READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME just became Searchlight’s biggest trailer launch in the company's history.

The power of Samara & Kathryn.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

You know you’re back in the West Country when the casual racism is RIFE.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

A nation of millennials right now #lilyallen #davidharbour #westendgirl

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

You guys are in a crisis… I’m on my way.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx collaborator Finn Keane confirms to @MusicNewsWeb she’s working on new studio album:

“I think it’s going to be really exciting. We’ve been working on a few different things. We’re kind of deep in it now. I think it’s going to be amazing - I’m excited and inspired by the music we’re working on, it feels really different and fresh at the moment.”

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

Boring Barbie is actually a very accurate pseudonym for Taylor Swift. Something everyone knows but no one is particularly excited by.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

Ew, Jesus. Gross.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Rolling Stone gives ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ by Taylor Swift a 5 out of 5 star rating.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

Thank God. I had to sit down for most of it because I didn’t realise how much mediocrity sat on either side of Folklore and Evermore. 3/10

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift tells BBC Radio 1 that she doesn’t plan on touring again soon:

“I am so tired”

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

😂😂😂 the earth is doomed, honestly.

[Novie @CallitWhatU12]

And when I say Actually Romantic is the most solid proof that Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar went to the same school of professional hating??? Two master pens who understand the art of delayed gratification.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

@PopCrave YOU CLEARLY DO THINK ABOUT IT HUN.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

@PopCrave She’s shite, she’s not a showgirl, she’s petty, she’s rich and chooses to put her energy behind tearing people down (if they’re not white ofc), she can’t arch her back, she doesn’t wear real heels, she peaked at folklore.

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

TAYLORS A BITCH (pass it on)

[Thomas Ashton @TWILKO]

Finally some accuracy coming in from the reviews. I’m shocked it even got 40 but I haven’t listened to anything past the first 18 seconds of that shit show and I don’t plan to. GARBAGE

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

The Guardian gives Taylor Swift’s “The Life of a Showgirl” a score of 40/100:

“dull razzle-dazzle from a star who seems frazzled”