Tommy Cunningham

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[Charco @charcoded]

funny how any dumbbells above 60lbs always get put back in the correct spot

[Matt McCarthy @MattMcCarthy985]

Maybe the most deserved demotion to AAA I’ve seen as a Red Sox fan.

WooSox now fielding a $100+ million roster.

[Planet of Beasts @planet_Beasts]

When Titans Collide- No rules. Only Strength. Two Massive Grizzly Bears Clash for Dominance.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

This is why I’m opposed to free healthcare. You and I shouldn’t pay for this person’s doctor’s bills.

[Leighton “Backdoor” Pennysworth @LeightonPennys]

Just failed a phishing test at work #retard

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[Rex Thundercock @rexthundercock]

If I own a rental property and someone starts squatting and I can't just remove them legally, I'm straight up killing them

[Sports Enjoyer @ball_knower_19]

NFL FANS RETARD POWER RANKING:

1.) sub 20 year old Broncos fans
2.) women Bills fans
3.) Eagles fans
4.) Men Bills fans
5.) over 20 year old broncos fans

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Ganso @GansoConABomba]

Wemby is our generations Lafayette. In a time of great need, a French teenager/ young adult came to America and helped lead his new adopted country to victory against tyranny (foul baiting unethical OKC bullshit)

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Level India, Somalia, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Africa, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Brazil, Portland, Israel and Palestine

Then I’ll probably save some cats stuck in trees or something idk

[Common Sense Extremists @crushmarxismnow]

Who are Pedro Pascal and Zendaya going to play?

[Skippy Green @skippygreen99]

You fucking faggot

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

“He’s running late, put a foreigner buying lottery tickets in front of him at the gas station”

[Larsson🇸🇪🍒 @LojtnantLarsson]

Europe stands prepared in the event of an Indian invasion

[Payton Tolle Enthusiast @TolleEnthusiast]

Ranking every Greg Weissert blown game,

[Pat Brown @PatBrown954]

If things continue to go awful:

Traded:
Sonny Gray
Aroldis Chapman
Danny Coulombe
Trevor Story (if theres takers)
Jarren Duran
Masataka Yoshida (if theres takers)

Willing to Listen:
Willson Contreras
Ceddanne Rafaela

Untouchable:
Roman Anthony
Marcelo Mayer
Garrett Crochet
Ranger Suarez
Garrett Whitlock
Wilyer Abreu
Connelly Early
Payton Tolle

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

New York hasn’t won a major championship in 5,201 days