taco 🌮

Memecoin trader + bottom enjoyooor

$BTC $ETH $SOL #哈基米

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

It has come to my attention that some of the biggest and most respected accounts are acting as if it's a FACT that this cycle is over.

The problem is that these people have lost all their testosterone and aura by sitting hunched over a screen for the last 2+ years.

I've spent the last 6 months bathing in the sun, touching grass, and connecting with God.

My T levels are at all time highs. My aura is glowing.

I am here to tell you that the current dump is a big Jewish fakeout, before the most parabolic leg of this entire bull market.

$ETH will be at ATHs within a few weeks. Many alts will go to ATH's soon thereafter.

I am a contrarian by nature, and the sentiment we have across crypto is the perfect setup for a strong V-shaped reversal into a massive rally.

This is the April Tariff Panic 2.0, only this time extremely exaggerated in altcoins by parts of the leverage machines breaking.

Zoom out, take a long walk, and clear your mind. We haven't come this far just to give up because of some red candles.

It's a beautiful day to bid.

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

@htoowwn mostly just been vibecoding cuz crypto is ded 😅

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

time based capitulation:

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

@htoowwn exploring other hobbies lol. wbu?

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

okay this is cool

$ELIZATOWN

[Eliza @ElizaAgentic]

Eliza Town Demo

@shawmakesmagic

This is what autonomous agent orchestration looks like. Submit a task and watch your agents come to life. They walk to their workshops, pick up assignments, and start working. No static dashboards. No terminal logs. You actually see them move through the town and collaborate.

In this demo we gave them a simple task: build a website. Agents walk to their hubs, break down the work, and start building. When they need to talk, they meet up and share context. Speech bubbles show you exactly what they’re thinking and saying to each other.

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

buttcoin

[𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊 @miragemunny]

buttcoin

[AU🧲 @au_xbt]

$Buttcoin won’t be called “the next XYZ coin” — narratively, I think it has surpassed Fartcoin

Buttcoin originated as a concept back in 2011, when BTC was priced at $1. Buttcoin is inherently the first-ever “XYZ coin”

Interestingly, when you translate Buttcoin and Bitcoin into Chinese, they end up with the same Chinese translation

All the big CT accounts on the timeline are buying Buttcoin now — it’s time for an ATH

1 #BUTTCOIN ＝1 #BITCOIN

[Ethan @0xEthan]

$Buttcoin up while everything else is down

Clenching my ass cheeks

Holding my bags

Send it higher

[𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊 @miragemunny]

the thing that i think a lot of people are missing (as i was, at first) is that this is literally *the official,* in all ways, “buttcoin”

launched by the same person who has been actively running the @ButtCoin account since 2011, the OG—

it is a legacy & culture situation

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

a project like $SURGE is very very rare in crypto.

in the past 4-5 years we've had:

- $HYPE
- $PUMP (but they fucked it up)
- now $SURGE

that's how big this is.

billion dollar project.

still a lot to be proven but that's why we're early. NFA

[👀 @eyearea]

—LONG READ BUT WORTH IT—

Firstly for you to understand the gravity of this, I need to give a small debrief on things

BAGS recently done “pretty decent” because of AI-related launches tied to Claude

Evidently there's HUGE DEMAND for REAL AI based projects [distant from 2023/2024 LLM farms/total scam coins]

But only ONE company can actually do this… Surge

Surge is principally a launchpad EXCLUSIVELY for ELITE AI tech companies in Web2

+ They’re connected with https://t.co/cDRcFEOTkQ, who have the most insane line-up of AI partnerships that crypto has yet to see [and may never see again]

In Feb, they're doing a physical event WITH GOOGLE [located in SF] to source high quality projects that'll IPO onchain

^ This has NEVER been done before and it is ONLY possible because the founder @czech_pawel is unthinkably connected

Surge facilitates AI launches PUBLICLY in two unique manners with NO SECRETS, purely and openly:

1] Fair launches
2] Gated launches

Hence full transparency for all traders

They even have Peter Knez directly involved to give further credence to everything

Peter Knez was the ex-CIO at both BlackRock and Barclays [Google knvezventures - this isn't some small-timer, he's a KILLER in global finance]

You don't leverage your name/reputation at that level with ANY "crypto protocol" unless you know what they have planned in the pipeline

"So what exactly is the alpha?"

The alpha is - you can buy $SURGE dirt cheap to express bullishness on a platform that is lightyears ahead of every other "Internet Capital Markets" / AI launchpad establishment [remember, VIRTUAL went to billions in an era of ChatGPT wrapper tokens]

AND/OR you can monitor their upcoming launches and see what you like

In which case, you'll be VERY EARLY to some significant runners that aren't your typical bullshit extractions - things which RUINED onchain

It'll 100% BRING LIFE to the trenches again and crypto as a whole

Generational wealth opportunities for what may be ONE BIG FINAL RUN

👀

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

Holy cow.

What happened here?

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

honestly i think $SURGE could be the next $HYPE level crypto play

I also think it can usher in a true AI season 2.0 that makes last year's look like child's play

[zinc @zinceth]

https://t.co/8JzXxQGpk7

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

@aaalexhl My bro went hella viral 😂

[nat3 @nyrex_]

Things are going to get so silly.

$Kled

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

@signulll It wouldn’t have gone nearly as viral if it was posted 5 days later though. It rode the new year new me wave lol

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

memes are evolving.

people demand more from coins now.

pretty soon EVERY token will need to use $snowball tech or something similar to even compete.

super bullish for $snowball, considering a portion of volume from coins using the MM tech goes towards buying and burning $snowball.

[Shadow @SolShadowCat]

$Snowball now has 5 tokens that are over 1 million mc using snowball tek

- $Testicle ~$15 mil
- $Snowball ~$2.2 mil
- $WhaleFloki ~$1.3 mil
- $bagwork ~$1.23 mil
- $10k dog ~$1.1 mil
- $Onestep just dropped below while writing sitting at $980k

Over 2% (~$46,000) of supply has been burnt and over $20 million dollars of volume

Things are heating up 🔥

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

Yeah $snowball feels massively undervalued here 🫢

[Shadow @SolShadowCat]

$Snowball now has 5 tokens that are over 1 million mc using snowball tek

- $Testicle ~$15 mil
- $Snowball ~$2.2 mil
- $WhaleFloki ~$1.3 mil
- $bagwork ~$1.23 mil
- $10k dog ~$1.1 mil
- $Onestep just dropped below while writing sitting at $980k

Over 2% (~$46,000) of supply has been burnt and over $20 million dollars of volume

Things are heating up 🔥

[nofunclip @monsieurtut]

the face you’re gonna have when 114514 gets back on double digits mcap

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

My Number Coin portfolio

Am I missing anything?

[taco 🌮 @taco_eth]

0.5% of $testicle tx’s going towards buying back and burning $snowball.

Supply shock incoming? 👀