Noted Pizza Enthusiast

Pizza Enthusaist. NICU dad. Pretty funny in a niche kind of way. Unsolved math problems make me twitchy. Feuding with @marketwatch as a public service.

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

Not a single one of the presidential candidates has promised me free pizza smh. Trump didn't deliver on free pizza either. Being a single issue voter is hard.

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

@RampCapitalLLC I thought we agreed log-scale axes were passe

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

@Phlebatomic @ebruenig That's Bilbo. Bill Barr is a way for people who have been arrested to pay the jail to be released until their court date.

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

@robkroese Nope

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

@Halalcoholism @MenshevikM Now we need to bring down their football teams.

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

@SmashFilm "She's comes from a good family, I've run from the cops with her brother and took her sister to prom."

[High Quality Content™️ | 16-0 👑 @SixteenPizzas]

If it's only New York, it's not an apocalypse, it's just an 80s movie.

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

never forget https://t.co/o3JpiTdxFU

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

@morganisawizard *phat

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

Good news for the summer, South Bend

[Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara]

New study says 'high temperature and high relative humidity significantly reduce' spread of COVID-19 https://t.co/nXD6E80n7z

[High Quality Content™️ | 16-0 👑 @SixteenPizzas]

Me: "I wonder which countries have coronavirus?"

Internet:

[Oren Cass @oren_cass]

The new @MichaelRStrain critique of COTI is Kafka-esque:

It's apparently invalid to suggest that BLS inflation-adjusted data tells an incomplete story, and that another perspective could help, because that disagrees with the BLS inflation-adjusted data.

https://t.co/4esIyzoAKn

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

@robkroese Booooooooo

[Robert Kroese @robkroese]

Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for tacos the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics.

[High Quality Content™️ | 16-0 👑 @SixteenPizzas]

The word "female" should be pronounced like "tamale"

[Robert Kroese @robkroese]

I call Bushido on this story

[Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh]

yeah you’ve been owned online but have you ever hit yourself with your own green shell in Mario kart

[Noted Pizza Enthusiast @taconomist]

@JeremyRayfield @medievalguy Lol of course

[SmashFilm @SmashFilm]

Week 2 of the XFL is finally here by the way I live my life week by week according to the XFL now

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

I haven’t left my house yet today. It’s 2pm.