Tanner Riley

I do stand-up. TikTok & IG in the link below

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Tweaked the back

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Trying to think of a player who throws more reckless passes than Austin Reaves. Not sure if it’s possible

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Quick timeline of the takes surrounding Lakers-Rockets, with a prediction on tomorrow’s.

April 17th: “The Lakers have NO chance. They’ll be lucky not to be swept.”

April 20th: “If LeBron pulls this off I’ll call him the GOAT.”

April 22nd: “The Rockets are frauds!”

April 25th: “The Rockets are the dumbest team I’ve ever seen! Anyone would beat them!”

April 30th: “The Lakers are cooked & LeBron is exhausted. Rockets in 7.”

May 1st: “LeBron is going to blow a 3-0 lead & his GOAT case is over!”

May 2nd: “Yeah, the Lakers won, but it’s actually not that impressive, the Rockets were pretenders.”

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Did this guy learn nothing from Belichick?

[New York Post @nypost]

New England Patriots’ Mike Vrabel and top NY Times NFL reporter Dianna Russini hold hands and hug at luxury hotel https://t.co/kgk6uoumOU

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Decreased the amount of food that I ate

[blue @bluewmist]

People who lost a lot of weight, what was the one small daily habit that actually changed everything for you?

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Stephen A. Lion

[Earth @earthcurated]

Photographer captures unique picture of a naturally bald lion.

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Tweaked the neck

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OWNS HOCKEY

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE USA 🇺🇸

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

How do I make Ser Arlan of Pennytree “GET UP!” my alarm in the morning

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Getting two Super Bowl halftime shows out of political division is like when your parents get divorced and you get two Christmases

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Looks like I’m gonna have to take matters into my own hands

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

APPLICATIONS NOW OPEN‼️

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#CFBPlayoff

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Is this our first case of Reverse Nepotism?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Charlotte Hornets are retiring Dell Curry’s No. 30 jersey on March 19, sources tell ESPN. Curry, the 1994 Sixth Man of the Year, ranks second in points in franchise history and spent 10 of his 16 NBA seasons in Charlotte (1988-98). He currently serves as a team ambassador.

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Lol

[Wake Up Barstool @wakeupbarstool]

"He reminds me of Brett Favre." - @BarstoolGruden on Caleb Williams

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

When I’m the first one to break the news in the group chat

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Humans would look dumb as hell if we ran in our sleep like dogs do

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

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[Tom Mendoza @TomMendozaTalks]

The committee watched Bama blow a 17-0 lead to a terrible Auburn team, winning by 7 with 280 total yards and moved them ahead of ND. Then watched them embarrass themselves with -3 yards rushing and a 21 point loss to Georgia and did not drop them. Tonight’s rout is the result.

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Alabama…

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Does DoorDash have their own version of Spotify wrapped?

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

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[Keyshawn Johnson @keyshawn]

This is ridiculous! Just say we scared. I’ll accept that at least it’s the truth. 🤦🏾‍♂️

#USC #Trojans #NotreDame

[Tanner Riley @TannerComedy]

Idk why but seeing Ja Rule’s name made me naturally pronounce it “patrón”

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

SEE IT! Rapper Ja Rule shanks it into a patron at the Derek Jeter Invitational